2001-10-17

Garfield: You're being annoying, Odie

Garfield: Still annoying

Garfield: Not quite getting the drift, are you, pal?

2001-10-18

Jon: Your pointy elbows give me a headache

Garfield: You lost me there, Jon

Garfield: That makes no sense at all

2001-10-19

Jon: Why am I always having to beg for dates?! I'm going to let the girls call me!

Garfield: Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

2001-10-20

Jon: Garfield, the kid across the street has lost his turtle

Garfield: You don't say

Garfield: Can he describe it?

2001-10-21

Jon: Burp

Garfield: Burrrrrrrrp

Jon: BUUrrrrrRaAP

Garfield: BUUURRUUP

Jon: BRAAAAP

Garfield: Burp

Garfield: Nice try.. Mere mortal

2001-10-22

Dog: (whoooomp!)

Dog: Bungee dogggg!

2001-10-23

Dog: (toing!)

Garfield: ?

Dog: Sling-shot doooggg!!

2001-10-24

Dog: (shikka, shikka, shikka, shikka, shikka, shikka)

Dog: Aaattic doooggg!!

2001-10-25

Dog: Roooof doooggg!!

2001-10-26

Garfield: Eeewww... Cold coffee

Dog: (WHOOMPO)

Dog: Warm up doooggg!

2001-10-27

(ding-dong)

(ding-dong)

Dog: Dooorrrr doooggg!

2001-10-28

Garfield: sigh

Garfield: I have no life...

Garfield: Jon has no life...

Garfield: Odie has...

Odie: (SLURP, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp)

Garfield: Veeeeeery little life left

2001-10-29

Garfield: A cookie chocolate chip

2001-10-30

Garfield: Good dog

Garfield: Bad dog

Garfield: Complex, aren't they?

2001-10-31

Jon: Does the word “glutton” mean anything to you

Jon: How about “hog boy”?

Jon: How about “mister fatty-fat-fat”?!!

Garfield: People without donuts are so bitter