Garfield: (click)
TV 1: Welcome to “Collegiate Face Slapping”!
TV 1: Good luck, gentlemen. Shake hands and come out slapping!
(ding, slap, slap, slap, slap, slappy, slappy, slap, slap, slappity, slappity, slap, poink)
TV 1: Uh-oh! We have a penalty flag
TV 2: So sorry, contestant number one, but your last slap was, in fact, an eye poink
TV 3: Two points?! That wasn't an eye poink! Here's an eye poink!
(POINK)
Garfield: What did we ever do before 32 sports channels?
TV 1: And the ref goes down!