(ding dong)
Jon: The mailman's here
Garfield: Good, I haven't had a bite in week
Mailman: Garfield, meet my new assistant, Waldo
Mailman: Waldo, what is this?
Waldo: Cat!
Mailman: And what does Waldo do with cats?
Waldo: Jump on!
Mailman: And you know why?
Waldo: Make funny noise!
Jon: Any mail?
Garfield: No, and I need a ride to the airport