Garfield: Don't slobber on the controls, Mr Odie!
Garfield: What ho?!
Garfield: Pistachios! And they're all mine!
(crack)
(BOING!)
Odie: (sniff, sniff, sniff)
Odie: (SNORT)
Odie: (SLURP!)
Garfield: Dogs appear friendly, but, I'd hate to get caught between one and his appetite
Odie: Burp
Jon: Garfield! That was a nasty fall you took. Are you all right
Garfield: Garfield? Who's Garfield?
Jon: Oh, no! He's lost his memory!
Garfield: I do seem to remember being hungry
Garfield: Having amnesia isn't so bad. It'll be kind of fun finding out what a great guy I am
Garfield: Arrrgh!
Garfield: Oh, no! I'm a cat!
Jon: Maybe seeing Odie will jog your memory
Garfield: What a swell looking dog. Put 'er there
Odie: (yip! yip! yip!)
Garfield: I wonder if I'm going to like this Garfield?
Garfield: Look, Garfield. It's Pooky! Your favorite possession and closest friend. Do you remember Pooky?
Garfield: Don't be silly. I'm a grown cat. What would I need with a teddy bear?
Garfield: Amnesia has wiped my slate clean. I start establishing who I am today
Garfield: I am (brup) a glutton
Garfield: Hey, stranger, this body ain't big enough for the both of us
Garfield: What a week... I fall on my head, totally lose my memory, and have no idea who this Garfield fella is
Garfield: Hang on! Something's coming back!
Garfield: Ha! Ha!
(WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!)
Garfield: I'm terribly sorry about that. You see, I'm not myself today
Garfield: Amnesia is weird. This Garfield is like a total stranger to me
Garfield: I know nothing about him
Garfield: Aside from what the creep did to my body
Garfield: This should jog your memory, Garfield... Lasagna!
Garfield: No thank you. You wouldn't have a plump, juicy mouse would you?
Jon: Arrrgh!
Garfield: I'd never get this stuff out of my whiskers
Jon: You just have to restore Garfield's memory, doc
Jon: He doesn't beat up on Odie. He doesn't claw the furniture. He's not lazy and obnoxious
Liz: Are you sure you want me to do this?
Jon: Come to think of it...
Liz: Perhaps Garfield's amnesia could be cured by lightly traumatizing his cranium
Jon: Knock my cat on the head?! Who would ever do such a thing?!
Mailman: May I be of assistance?
Jon: You stay out of this
Liz: Go ahead. A little tap on the head may bring your cat's memory back
(donk!)
(GONK!)
Garfield: Hey! I can remember! It's me! Garfield the cat!
Jon: Garfield? Who's Garfield?
