Binky: Listen up, cat. I'm Binky the Clown. I'm the head clown around here and don't you forget it
Garfield: It's a little hard to ignore
Binky: And respect... I demand respect
Binky: When I honk my nose, people snap to attention
Garfield: He's full bore looney all right
Binky: This is a slapstick. It makes a loud noise, but, it doesn't really hurt
Binky: Go ahead, hit me with it as hard as you can
Garfield: With pleasure!
(WHAP!)
Garfield: It's all in the wrist
Binky: Ladieees and gentlemen! My assistan!... Rotundo the Clown!
Garfield: “Rotundo”?
Binky: Rotundo will now take a pie in the face!
(SPLUT!)
Binky: From my assistant, Dummy the Clown!
Garfield: He looks vaguely familiar
Garfield: This life isn't for me. Are you coming with me, clown
Garfield: ODIE!
Garfield: Hey! We ran away from home to run away from the circus!
Garfield: Table for two?
Garfield: Boy, am I hungry
Garfield: If we don't find something to eat soon, Odie, we are going to starve
Garfield: Look! An anthill!
Garfield: In parts of the world where food in scarce, natives squat by the anthills...
Garfield: As the ants come out they pinch their tiny heads and put them in a pile until there's enough for a meal
Garfield: Bon appétit, Odie. You enjoy yourself
Garfield: While I squat by the door of this butcher shop
Mrs Ernsberger: You boys look like you need a good meal
Garfield: We're starved
Mrs Ernsberger: Well come in. Eat! Eat!
Garfield: There you go, Odie
Garfield: There are some good hearted people in this old world
Garfield: Hi, gang. What is this? Some kind of party?
Cat 2: No, it's some kind of pet shop
(CLANG!)
Cat 2: You were lured in here with food. Now you're trapped. There's nothing to do here but eat and sleep
Garfield: Sounds like a little slice of heaven to me
Cat 2: You have a very brave friend here
Cat 2: This pet shop life isn't so bad. It's kind of like camp
Cat 2: Oh, it has its drawbacks, believe me
Garfield: Name one
Cat 2: You bunk with the lizard
Garfield: I'm getting the drift
Cat 2: I tell you, friend, living in a pet shop is dehumanizing
Cat 3: There's no privacy
Cat 4: The overcrowded conditions are deplorable
Cat 1: Amen
Deliverer: Here's the shipment of mice, Mrs Ernsberger. Where do you want them?
Cat 2: Put 'em in here!
Cat 3: We can make room!
Cat 4: We'll take'm
Jon: Garfield! Odie!
Garfield: Jon!
Jon: I'll give you 20
Garfield: You're going to regret that one, Jon
Jon: What a surprise to find you guys in a pet shop!
Jon: I would have never thought to look there
Garfield: Then what were you?...
Garfield: Forget it I'd rather not know
Garfield: Home's where you can scratch where it itches
Garfield: HOME!
Garfield: It's great to be home! Home is truly where the heart is
Garfield: I even love the little imperfections that give it personality...
Garfield: This little squeaky place in the floor (squick, squick)
Garfield: The dripping faucets, the peeling wallpaper
Garfield: The cracking paint, leaking roof, ... Termites, ...dry rot...
Garfield: This place is a dump!
Garfield: Whew! Boy is my breath bad this morning
Garfield: It must have been that sandwich I ate before bed last night
Garfield: Or possibly that block of goat cheese
Garfield: I gotta find something for this bad breath
Garfield: Aha!
Jon: Your breath smells funny
Garfield: Yours would too if you gargled with after-shave