Garfield: Okay, Odie, today we scare the mailman... Look vicious
Garfield: All right, let's practice slobbering on his shoes
Garfield: Here comes the mailman. Now's my chance to shred his pant legs
Mailman: YOW!
Garfield: Sorry, pal. I didn't notice you were wearing Bermuda shorts
Jon: I hate it when I lose Garfield in the department store
Jon: Garfield! Where are you?
Garfield: Over here
Garfield: By the.. burp... salad bar
Garfield: Normally I'd destroy Odie for this, but, luckily for him, I've had a change of heart
(punt!)
Garfield: Of course, it will take a while for word to reach my foot
Garfield: Good morning, Odie
Garfield: How can you communicate with a dog whose brain didn't leave a forwarding address?
Garfield: Hold still, Odie. We'll get it open this time
Jon: Here's come change, Garfield. Get us some pop
(CHUKONG!)
Garfield: (clink, clink) I wonder what would happen if I put all the money in at once
(CAJUNG!)
Garfield: What a night! I dreamed the house was surrounded by a pack of vicious dogs chanting, “Send out the cat! Send out the cat!”
Jon: Good morning, Garfield. Would you like to go out?
Garfield: I thought you were on my side!
Jon: Or would you rather stay in?
Garfield: Oh, no! Jon's foaming at the mouth!
Garfield: Quick! Let's make a break for it!
Jon: Good morning, boys
Garfield: Too late! Let's split up and hope he goes after you!
Mouse 1: That, son, is a cat
Mouse 1: He's a fat one and ugly as cats go
Garfield: I may have to break our treaty agreement
Mouse 1: Notice the sloping, criminal forehead
Jon: I can't understand it, Garfield. Why don't I have better luck with women?
Woman: Excuse me. Do you have the time?
Jon: Only the rest of my life, you radiant thing you!
Garfield: Perhaps you're a bit too eager
(Rrrrr)
(click)
Jon: Playing with the hair dryer, Garfield?
Garfield: I'm going for the natural look
Jon: Garfield, if you keep eating like that, you're going to explode
Garfield: (POW!)
Garfield: Okay! Who shook the soda pop?
Garfield: Never tell a hungry cat the dinner is almost ready
Garfield: Something smells good. What is it?
Jon: I'm going to bake a lasagna. Garfield, do you wanna help?
Garfield: Let me think about if ore a min... Sure!
Jon: First, we'll brown the hamburger with the tomato sauce and seasonings
Garfield: I'd better see if this stuff's fresh
Jon: Then we'll scoop the ricotta, slice the mozzarella and grate the parmesan
Garfield: I'd better see if this stuff's not fresh
Jon: Next we'll lay a bed of noodles in the pan
Garfield: One for me, one for the lasagna, one for me
Jon: And now we'll bake it for one hour at 375°
Jon: Gee, that recipe didn't make much lasagna
Garfield: It apparently didn't take sampling into account
Garfield: Sniff, I'm allergic to something around here. I wonder if it's dogs?
Garfield: SNIFF!
Garfield: Nope
