TV 1: Viewers, do you suffer from intelligence?
TV 1: Good evening, this is Lance Sterling, your man on the street
TV 1: Here comes someone down the street now.. Ma'am, which are smarter, cats or dogs?
TV 2: Why, cats, of course!
(smack!)
TV 1: And what do you think, sir?
TV 3: I think dogs are smarter
(poke)
TV 1: How about you, little boy?
TV 4: Pigs are smarter than cats or dogs
Garfield: Pigs are smarter the we are? That's hard to accept
Garfield: Come on, Odie, let's go discuss this over a ham sandwich
Odie: Yip! Yip! Yip!
Jon: let me help you, Odie
(ploop!)
Jon: I don't know how you dogs survive
Garfield: Uh... Jon?
Garfield: Are you going to eat that hamburger, Pooky?
Garfield: I love eating with teddy bears
Garfield: They're always stuffed
Jon: Garfield! Din...
Garfield: (zip! gulp!)
Garfield: Urp... What's on TV?
Jon: Come back here and linger!
Garfield: (tappity, tappity, tapiity)
Garfield: I knew a dog who was so stupid, he chased bones and buried cars!
(clonk! bop! bonk! bap!)
Garfield: I knew a dog who was so rich, he hired someone to drool for him!
Garfield: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Garfield: I hate to laugh at my own Jokes
Garfield: hold the diving board steady, Odie
Garfield: Okay, let's give a try!
Garfield: Out of the way, mutt! I'll be the first to try this swimming pool
Garfield: Maybe we should check those assembly instructions again
Odie: (scritch, scritch)
Jon: You sure spend a lot of time in the sunbeam, Garfield
Garfield: Haven't you heard?
Garfield: Cats are solar powered
Nermal: Hello there, I'm Nermal, the world's cutest kitten
Garfield: I know, I know
Garfield: There's something more important than being cute you know
Nermal: Whatever could that be?
Garfield: Being big
(flick)
Nermal: Yee-ha!
Garfield: That looks like fun. Let me try that
Garfield: What's the problem here?
Nermal: It's a mystery to me
Garfield: A little to the right
Nermal: (scritch)
Garfield: Oh, yeh! That's it!
Nermal: (scritch, scritch)
Garfield: Now I see why people love cats
Nermal: We're pretty terrific all right
Nermal: What a great day! I feel like conquering the world today
Garfield: Fat chance, kid. You're suffering from the idealism of youth
Nermal: Has it occurred to you that you may be suffering from the cynicism of old age?
Garfield: Okay, first we conquer the block, then the neighborhood, then...
Nermal: Hey! Quit leaning on me
Garfield: I am not leaning on you
Garfield: (PLOP)
Nermal: See?
Garfield: The wind shifted, that's all
Garfield: Ugh! Leftovers
Jon: Come and get it, Garfield
Jon: Dinner is served
Jon: Got the hankering for something a cat can really dig into? Then try the cat food with real meat by-products and rare herbs and spices, then, quench that thirst with a tall frosty bowl of milk
Jon: Happy?
Garfield: We cats appreciate good packaging
Garfield: Good heavens! I'm going to be eight years old this Thursday
Garfield: I hate birthdays. They're a lot like calendars
Garfield: They remind your days are numbered
