Garfield: (wham! wham! wham! wham! wham!)
Jon: (GLOP!)
Garfield: The service here is slow, but at least the waiter is rude
Garfield: Well this is another fine mess you've gotten me into
Jon: Oh, Garfield
Garfield: Garfield's gone, the hogs ate him
Jon: Garfield, I have a big job for us today
Garfield: I'm afraid I know what you're going to do
Jon: I'm going to throw it you
Garfield: But, it seems we just got it
Jon: There comes a time when everything must go
Garfield: So soon?
Jon: Let's get to it
Garfield: Have you no heart?!
Garfield: Don't do it! Don't do it!
Jon: It's starting to look a little tacky
Garfield: I suppose you're right
Jon: Where are they?
Jon: Hey, Garfield, have you seen my golf shoes?
Garfield: I'm wearing them
Jon: Are you quite through?
Jon: Guess where we're going, Garfield
Garfield: We're going to clown college
Jon: We're going to play golf. Let's go
Jon: Very funny
Garfield: I've never been so ashamed in my life
Jon: (putt)
Garfield: (stomp!)
Jon: What did you do that for?!
Garfield: You should thank me, you almost lost your ball down that hole
Garfield: I wonder why Jon always takes me golfing
Jon: (click! CRASH!)
Jon: Sorry about your window, sir. My cat is just picking up the game
Garfield: Bingo
Jon: I'd better check this cut
Jon: Arrrgh! (GOOSH!)
Jon: What happened?!
Garfield: You turned my water collection loose! That's what happened!
Garfield: I think I'll write a book this week. They say everyone has a good book in them
Garfield: I may have an entire library
Garfield: In order to write a book I must go out and live life
Garfield: I think I'll run with the bulls in Pamplona!
Garfield: Then I'll write a book entitled “The stupidest think I've ever done”
Garfield: We writers have an uncanny ability to observe ourselves from an omniscient point of view
Garfield: “As the handsome cat gazed upon the folly of life about him he tossed his head back in laughter... Ha! Ha! Ha”
Garfield: And then he fell right off his chair
Garfield: Some people only talk about writing books
Garfield: And some people do something about it
Garfield: Yes... Yes, this is how I want to be photographed for the book jacket
Garfield: Go ahead an eat, Jon. I'm a writer. I'll sit here and observe you
Garfield: I think I'll write an autobiography
Garfield: I must suffer in order to write a great novel
Jon: (WHANG!)
Garfield: Thank you, Jon. I'll remember you in my acceptance speech for the Nobel prize for literature
Jon: I'm home! (SLAM!)
(Crash! Crash! Crash!)
Odie: (Yip!)
Jon: GARFIELD!
Garfield: Why is it I get blamed for everything around here?!
