Garfield: I gotta start getting more out of life
Garfield: I gotta smell the roses along the way
Garfield: Hey, Garfield, is there anything I can do for you?
Garfield: Bring me a rose
TV: In the news, today, cat season opens tomorrow!
Jon: (Z)
Jon: Snort, what's that sound?
Jon: Oh, no! I left the television on!
Jon: On the all night movie channel!
Jon: (click!)
Garfield: (clunk!)
Jon: I feel like such an unworthy parent!
Garfield: (z)
Jon: Hi, this is Jon Arbuckle, my cat needs a checkup... What kind of cat is he?
Jon: Uh, he's a registered yellow tabby with distinguished lineage
Jon: Actually, he's an orange meatball with stripes
Jon: Hey, Garfield, let's get a pizza
Garfield: Oh, no!
Jon: (slam!) Ha, ha!
Jon: On the way we'll stop at the vet
Garfield: It's the old bait-and-switch!
Garfield: I hat going to the vet
Garfield: Actually, seeing the vet isn't so bad
Garfield: It's waiting room that depresses me
Garfield: The doctor's not looking. Now's my chance to make an escape
Garfield: Stupid stainless steel table
Jon: Hey, doc, do you mind if I have something to drink?
Liz: Help yourself
Liz: There should be something in the refrigerator by the specimen bottles
Jon: While you're at it, doc, how about giving me a checkup?
Liz: Say “aah”
Jon: Ahh
Jon: What was that?!
Liz: You'll never have to worry about liver flukes again
Garfield: Two coat hangers
Garfield: Two coat hangers and an empty closet
Garfield: There you go, kids
Garfield: It's true
Garfield: Hey, dog, you're ugly! Hey, dog, you're stupid!
Garfield: Hey, dog, you couldn't catch a '52 Packard!
Dog: (rowf! yip! yap! yap! bark!)
Garfield: You gotta flip the right switch
Jon: Some people love to linger over dinner
Garfield: (ZOOM!)
Jon: Garfield makes cameo appearances
Garfield: Do you know what I love about cats the most? It's our dignity. Even royalty could learn from the dignified style with which we conduct our lives
Garfield: Well, I see by the old clock on the floor, it's lunch time
Garfield: Time to go beg for table scraps
Jon: My cat isn't perfect. He lies around a lot
Jon: In fact, I encourage him to lie around a lot
Jon: Because every time he moves, he destroys something
Garfield: (scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch)
Jon: (CRUNCH!) Arrrgh!
Jon: If you destroy one more thing around this house, I'm going to kill you!
Garfield: You're too late
Garfield: Sharpening claws can be risky business (scratch, scratch, scratch)
Garfield: (SPROING!)
Garfield: Sometimes the furnitures is booby trapped
Garfield: Cat's cradle? I doubt it!
Garfield: World's largest ball of twine, huh?
Garfield: I wonder what this is for?
Garfield: Uh-oh!
Jon: Don't worry, Garfield! I'll protect you from that fierce piece of string
Garfield: I hate him