Jon: We have here the last piece of cake, Garfield
Jon: I suggest we draw straws to see who gets it
Garfield: I'm not a betting man
Jon: And now the world-class pancake flipper will demonstrate his skills
Garfield: Pardon my ignorance, Mr World-class Pancake Flipper, but shouldn't the stove be turned on first?
Garfield: The mailman make a great scratching post
TV: We'll be right back after this announcemnet
Garfield: Oooo! A warm spot!
Garfield: it's no sunbeam, but it will do
Garfield: ROWRR!
Garfield: The first rule of owning a cat: “look before you sit”
Garfield's Believe it, or DON'T!
There is enough static electricity in 20 cats to start a car
But, it still won't start on a cold morning!
Jon: Come on, guys. I'm late for work!
Garfield: Take a hike, Jack
Garfield's Believe it, or DON'T!
A Jon Arbuckle claims to own a cat who can eat 10 times its body weight. To verify his claim we offered the cat 270 pounds of lasagna
The cat ate only 219 pounds of lasagna
Garfield: This went so well in rehearsal
Garfield's Believe it, or DON'T!
Nick, a cat in Sweden, has eaten six mice a day for twelve years. That's over 26,000 mice!
In spite of his notoriety, poor nick is still single
Lady cat: Nick, about your breath...
Garfield's Believe it, or DON'T!
Cats and dogs evolved from a single animal called a “cog”. It became extinct when it barked up the wrong tree
Cog: Bark! Bark! Bark!
A tree named “Bubba”
Garfield's Believe it, or DON'T!
In 1957, a cat in Oregon save a drowning child
But, it was under the legal size limit, so he threw the kid back
Garfield's Believe it, or DON'T!
A cat in Lubbock, Texas gave birth to 57 kittens
When asked how she felt after giving birth to quinseptuplets, she said:
Lady cat: I'll feel better when they start sleeping through the night
Garfield: This looks like my lucky day!
Garfield: Look at ol' Jon out there working his fingers to the bone plating a flower bed
Garfield: I guess I'd better get out there and give those flowers the Garfield touch
Garfield: I'll start stomping on a few. Then I'll chew on a few. Then I'll yank the rest out by their tender roots
Garfield: Die, you daisies!
Garfield: (boing! boing! boing!)
Jon: How do you like my plastic flower garden?
Garfield: Cheater!
Garfield: It's fun to lie here and muse on the meaning of life
Garfield: And muse on the myriad of solutions to the world's woes
Garfield: And to count the cracks in the ceiling
Garfield: People seem to be leading more active lifestyles these days
Garfield: I wonder what that would be like?
Garfield: The only thing active about me is my imagination
Garfield: You people don't appreciate the stress we cats must deal with
Garfield: What with having hair all over our bodies
Garfield: Living in constant fear of split ends
Garfield: Some people have the silliest phobias
Garfield: I have a fear of letting my mind wander
Garfield: I'm afraid it wouldn't come back
