1986-01-01

Jon: Do you wanna go out, boys?

Jon: Do you? Huh? Huh? Do you?

Jon: Okay! Go for it!

Garfield: Now we're too tired.

1986-01-02

Jon: What are you doing with those binoculars, Garfield

Garfield: I'm checking something out

Garfield: Yup.. I was right

Garfield: There's boredom just as far as the eye can see

1986-01-03

Garfield: Nobody takes me seriously

Garfield: Not even me!

1986-01-04

Jon: This is for you

Garfield: Mail?! For me?! Wow! I'm important! I'm somebody

Garfield: Hey, wait a minute! This is addressed to “occupant”!

Jon: Are you ready from lunch, “occupant”?

Garfield: That's mister occupant to you

1986-01-05

Jon: Mornin', Garfield

Jon: Hello, little buddy, would you like a drink of wa-wa? Ha! Ha! I thought so!

Garfield: Jon talks to his fern more than he talk to me

Jon: EEEEK!

Jon: Garfield, would you by any chance know what happened to my plant?

Garfield: Burp, if you have anything to say to your precious fern, just speak into my bellybutton

1986-01-06

Garfield: I feel great today! I feel like curing a major disease, writing a best-selling book and stopping poverty!

Garfield: Look out, world! Here comes Garfield!

Jon: Is there anything you need, Garfield?

Garfield: Yes... I need you to stop me

1986-01-07

1986-01-08

Garfield: How much do I weigh, RX-2

Scale: Do you really want to know?

Garfield: Not really

Scale: Would you like a hint?

1986-01-09

Garfield: Let's see how much you know about cats

Garfield: Here are two people who, for all practical purposes, appear to be identical

Garfield: Guess which one is allergic to cats

1986-01-10

Garfield: I wonder if that floor is cold

Garfield: Yup... It's cold all right

1986-01-11

Garfield: I love hanging on the screen door. I can be a fly or a mountain climber

Canvasser: (wham! wham! wham!)

Garfield: Or a door knocker

1986-01-12

Garfield: Scram! This is my birdbath!

Garfield: I hate to see birds have a good time

Garfield: Hey! This water is freezing!

Garfield: Unnngh!

1986-01-13

Jon: Cats have an incredible innate ability to sense when you are not feeling well

Garfield: Jon, I sense you are not feeling well

Jon: They also have an incredible innate lack of sympathy

1986-01-14

Jon: Hang off, Garfield. I'm saving that for Odie

Jon: Nice try, guy

1986-01-15

Jon: I'm going to give Garfield a little treat today

Garfield: ARRRGH!

Jon: You don't like shaved coconut?

Garfield: Shaved coconut, yes. Albino spiders, no

1986-01-16

Jon: Cats have an incredible innate ability to sense when you are feeling blue

Garfield: Jon, I sense you are feeling blue

Jon: See?

Garfield: (BONK!) Cheer up!