Odie: (Z)
Jon: Gee, I wish we could get better reception on the television
Odie: (Z)
Jon: Better
Jon: Garfield, begging for food is not going to get you anything to eat
Garfield: WAH!
Jon: Throwing a tantrum is not going to get you anything to eat
Jon: Now you're getting somewhere
Garfield: Many of you have probably noticed you wake up in the morning a pound or two lighter than when you went to bed
Garfield: Now, just where does all that weight go?
Garfield: I'm here to tell you that the atmosphere around us is filled with the fat of sleeping people
Garfield: Furthermore, there are senders and there are receivers. We fat people gain weight simply by inhaling
Garfield: Now, we sure as heck aren't going to stop breathing
Garfield: So why don't you skinny people do a fat person a favor... stop sleeping
Garfield: (bonk!) Ouch!
Garfield: (WHANG!) You stupid apple tree!
Garfield: (tink!) I must learn to curb this temper of mine
Jon: My mom writes the greatest letters, Garfield. Listen to this
Garfield: Don't spoil it for me, Jon. I'm waiting for the movie to come out
Jon: Garfield, I know you're hiding out there somewhere. Come on. Let's got to the vet!
(FUMP!)
Jon: Aha!
Garfield: I hate autumn
Garfield: (goosh)
Jon: You drink too much coffee, Garfield
Garfield: Oh, yeah? Well, tell that to my nap
Garfield: Maybe Jon was right...
Jon: Garfield, you make a lovely fire
Garfield: I do make a lovely fire
Jon: Well, I gotta go get ready for my date. You enjoy your lovely fir
Garfield: I'll enjoy my lovely fire
Jon: Hey! Where are all my bow ties?!
Garfield: They make a lovely fire
Garfield: Most cat owners reflect the grace style and poise of their cats
Garfield: Most cat owners are informed, sensitive and intelligent
Garfield: Bozo, the wonder nerd here, doesn't know what century it is
Garfield: (Z)
Jon: Breakfast time, Garfield!
Garfield: Ho boy! I'm so tired my limbs feel like lead. It's going to be tough getting up this morning
Garfield: Come on, Garfield! You can do it! Unngh! You can do it, boy!
Garfield: I mad it! I'm up!
Garfield: Rats! I was only dreaming I got up
Jon: Breakfast time, Garfield!
Garfield: It had better be worth getting up twice for
Jon: Oh, very well, Garfield. You may have one bite of my spaghetti
Garfield: (twirl, twirl, twirl)
Jon: I don't give that cat enough credit
Garfield: Captain! Captain! There's a black hole dead ahead!
Garfield: We can't turn back! The gravitational pull is too great! Arrrrrrgh!
Garfield: They just went where no man has gone before
Jon: Which do you want, Garfield? The lasagna or the bananas?
Jon: The bananas?
Garfield: We're talking play value here
Jon: I found a food that even you won't be able to play with, Garfield, tomato soup
Garfield: (SPLUT)
Jon: As long as I live, I'll never understand cats
Garfield: Cats? What are cats? We soda crackers know nothing of cats
Garfield: Garfield, the world famous tomato soup diver, scours the murky depths in search of the elusive tomato guppy
Garfield: Quick! Gimme that camera!
Garfield: For the first time in history the spawning habits of the tomato guppy are captured on film (click)
Garfield: Wealthy philanthropist, J. Worthington III was found face down in his tomato soup
Garfield: Was it natural causes?
Jon: Garfield!
Garfield: Or was it because he was about to write J. Worthington IV out of his will?