Garfield: Hey, Odie, where's your lucky special stick?
Garfield: Everyone needs a lucky special stick
Garfield: (tap. tap, tap, tap, tap) Hey, Jon, my lucky special stick wants you to get up and fix my breakfast
Garfield: A loyal friend, the lucky special stick
Garfield: Dogs can't hurt me as long as I carry my lucky special stick
Garfield: Of course, sometimes I have to carry it pretty fast
Garfield: You're not going to believe this
Garfield: When was the last time you saw a stick retrieve a dog?
Garfield: Nothing can harm me as long as I have my lucky special stick
Dog: (snap!)
Garfield: They don't make lucky special sticks like they used to
Garfield: I'm going to take a nap now, Nermal, if you so much as touch my food, I'll squash you flat, okay?
Nermal: (knock, knock, knock)
Garfield: Who are you?
Nermal: Don't you remember? I'm Nermal the kitten you tried to starve a few years ago
Nermal: (whap! whap!) I came back to repay old unkindness
(poof!)
Garfield: Here you go, little buddy. Enjoy, enjoy!
Nermal: I must be dreaming
Jon: Garfield, you're sleeping your life away
Jon: There's a whole world out there for the taking
Garfield: Great. Have it sent to my bed
Garfield: Boy, am I bored. I'm so bored I have nothing better to do than lie here flat as a pancake
Garfield: A big fluffy pancake dripping with butter and maple syrup
Garfield: Boy, am I hungry
Garfield: Jon, there's something I fell I should tell you. Because you're going to find out anyway
Garfield: You know how much Odie drools
Garfield: I had to sandbag his tongue
Garfield: There are hugs and there are Hugs
Garfield: But, there are no hugs like bear hugs
Garfield: (clonk)
Garfield: I hate that when the coaster sticks to my glass then falls onto the table!
Jon: Gahfield, cud I haff a wud wif you?
Jon: Garfield, you too much television
Garfield: Probably
Jon: you cold be doing much better things with your time than staring at a TV set
Garfield: That's for sure
Jon: There's a whole world out there to experience
Garfield: I imagine so
Jon: Uh, you could be... ...uh, you could, uh
Jon: Why would someone wear a llama suit?
Garfield: Beats me
Jon: What are we watching?
Garfield: Trivia bingo
Jon: Surprise! I got you a canopy bed!
Garfield: All right!
Garfield: I feel like a sissy