Garfield: (Z)
Garfield: (Z)
Garfield: Rats! I'm hungry. I always wake up in the middle of the night hungry. Oh well, let's look around
Garfield: Hello, what's this? It feels like a bog old loaf of pumpernickel
Odie: (YIP!)
Garfield: Sorry about that, Odie
Garfield: All right! Olives! I love olives! I like to suck the pimentos out first and then nibble on the green part till it's gone
Garfield: (SHUP)
Jon: (click) I assume there's a logical explanation for this
Garfield: I'm so embarrassed
Caped Avenger: Slurp, our mission in life is to seek out evil wherever it may lurk
Caped Avenger: Look!
Caped Avenger: I'll get there's some leftover evil in that refrigerator
Caped Avenger: Now that I have a sidekick, I can get into all sorts of trouble and he will protect me
Caped Avenger: Hey, dog, your mother chases garbage trucks
Dog: (SMACK)
Caped Avenger: What do you mean, you resign your commission?!
Caped Avenger: The Caped Avenger sees a door that must be broken down
Caped Avenger: Slurp, take that door out!
Caped Avenger: I love sidekicks. They do all the painful stuff
Caped Avenger: Come along, Slurp. Let's go fight for truth and justice
Caped Avenger: Look! There's a big dog beating upon a little dog! That's unjust! There's only one thing to do
Caped Avenger: We'll just fight for truth today
Paisley Avenger: Oh no! My blanket's not there! How am I going to be the Caped Avenger today
Paisley Avenger: Maybe Jon's got something
Paisley Avenger: Somehow I don't think the “Paisley Avenger” is going to cut it
Freedom Fighter: Look at all those poor animals in there all caged up. This looks like a job for...
Freedom Fighter: Freedom Fighter
Freedom Fighter: You're free! You're free!
Freedom Fighter: Go for it!
Freedom Fighter: Hmmm, folks must not be heavily into freedom these days
Freedom Fighter: (slam!) You're secure! You're secure!
Jon: Let's go to a move tonight. Here's one about kids at a day-care center who save the world
Garfield: It's been done
Jon: How about “Ninja Grandmother”
Garfield: You're getting warmer
Jon: Here it is! “The angry mauve planet”
Garfield: Sounds like a contemporary remake
Jon: Well, guys, there's one thing we need before we go into the movie
Garfield: Snacks!
Jon: I'd like the banana-flavored tooth busters, the flaming mouth things, the triple-buttered nut clusters and three pumpkin fizz sodas
Jon: Uh, how about just some popcorn
Garfield: With the barbecue sauce
Jon: I probably shouldn't ask this, but where did Odie get the bubble gum?
Odie: (ploop!)
Garfield: Don't ask, and don't look under the seats
Jon: Where are you going? The movie isn't over yes
Garfield: The movie is over when the popcorn is finished
Jon: Why did we waste our evening at that movie?
Jon: And why was the photography so bad?
Garfield: And why did they hand me three pairs of 3-d glasses?
Jon: Garfield! It's triple-coupon day at the supermarket. We gotta hurry!
Garfield: Here it is, triple-coupon day at the market shoppers are lined up and eagerly awaiting the opening of the store
Garfield: There's the green flag!
Garfield: As the pack backs up behind the Butz sisters, Thelda Balducci drops under the groove and passes inside
Garfield: Balducci blows a tire and is T-boned by old lady Crowe!
Garfield: We got the sales item first!!!
Shop assistant 4: Do you have a coupon
Jon: I forgot it
Garfield: Rats! Black flagged on the last lap!
Jon: Check the mail for me, will you, Garfield
(poomp!)
Jon: Anything for me?
Garfield: Just this package that came airmail
