Garfield: I am cat, hear me roar, I am too big to ignore (snap!)
Garfield: Perhaps I should consider a career change
Odie: BARK!
Garfield: Hey, Odie. Come back here
Garfield: Do that again. I can still hear a little out of this ear
Garfield: Oh yuk! A spider!
Garfield: Hold still, spider, while I squash you with this window
Garfield: (SLAM! tinkle, tinkle)
Garfield: (PLOP!)
Garfield: (CRASH!)
Garfield: (KA-BOOM!)
Garfield: Rats! Missed it!
Jon: Look what you did to that chair, Garfield. You're too fat
Garfield: I am not too fat. They just don't make chairs the way they used to
Garfield: Hey don't make doors the way they used to either
Jon: Garfield, you wouldn't be fat it your eyes weren't larger than your stomach
Jon: That's just an expression!
Jon: Garfield, I'm putting you on a diet
Garfield: ARRRGH!
Jon: I know you hat diets. If you can think of a better way to lose weight, I'm willing to listen
Garfield: Amputate something!
Garfield: Ah, there is nothing more refreshing than a leaf of fresh lettuce for the weight conscious
Garfield: Thank you so much for the delightful diet lunch, Jon
Jon: Where are you going?
Garfield: I'm going to die now
Garfield: Here's an interesting bit of diet trivia
Garfield: A pie cut into tiny slices has fewer calories than entire pie
Jon: Hey, Garfield! Come here quick!
Jon: Look, Garfield! The carnival has come to town! Let's go
Garfield: Whoopty doo
Jon: Do you know what I love most about a carnival
Garfield: The intellectual stimulation
Jon: I love the sideshow
Garfield: Uh, Jon
Jon: The fat woman! The rubber man! The dinosaur boy!
Garfield: Jon!
Garfield: Save your money
Jon: Okay, Mr Finicky eater, here's your dinner
Garfield: What is it?
Jon: It's coquille saint-jacques garnished with Belgian endive and laced with French truffles
Garfield: AGAIN?!
