1985-07-17

Odie: (drip, drip, drip)

Garfield: There's nothing more annoying than a leaky faucet

Odie: (drip, drip, drip, drip)

Odie: (drip, drip, drip)

Garfield: Unless it's a leaky dog

1985-07-18

Odie: (drip, drip, drip, drip)

Odie: (drip, drip, drip)

Garfield: Come here, Odie

Odie: (drip, drip, drip)

Garfield: Let me tighten your gasket

1985-07-19

Garfield: Get rid of the dog!

1985-07-20

Jon: Look at those cars out there, Garfield. What a fascinating assemblage

Jon: All those people in their tiny steel universe, moving to the choreography of the traffic light

Jon: What are your observations on the subject, Garfield

Garfield: 17 blue ones have gone by to only 11 red ones

1985-07-21

Jon: Hey, Garfield! It's going to be a beautiful day! Let's spend it outside!

Jon: Where are my swim trunks?

Jon: There's suntan lotion in here somewhere

Jon: And now a picnic lunch!

Jon: Perfect day, here we come!

Jon: Rats, missed it

1985-07-22

Garfield: Ladies and gentlemen, for your entertainment pleasure, I've added music to my act

Garfield: I am proud to introduce the man with the plan from the street with the beat

Garfield: Mr Skins!

1985-07-23

Garfield: I knew a dog who was so ugly, he had to

Odie: (TiDDY-BOOM!)

Garfield: Let's talk timing

1985-07-24

Garfield: But seriously though, folks, how am I doing so far?

Odie: (SPLAT!)

Garfield: Et tu, rhythm section?

1985-07-25

Garfield: I knew a dog who was so ugly, his fleas wore dog collars!

Odie: (tiddy-boom, tiddy-boom, tiddy-boom, tiddy-boom, tiddy-boom)

Garfield: Padding our part, are we?

1985-07-26

Garfield: And now for the dog joke of the night

Garfield: Mr Skins may I have a drum roll please?

1985-07-27

Garfield: And now for a brief musical interlude with Mr Skins

Garfield: No! No! Not that one!

Odie: (boom! boom! boom! boom!)

Garfield: Not the “Lithuanian rain dance”

1985-07-28

Jon: Hot, hot, hot. It's hot out there

Jon: It's too hot to move. It's too hot to think. It's just too hot.

Odie: Rrr

Garfield: Ft

Jon: Garfield! Odie!

Jon: Stop fighting

1985-07-29

Jon: Here you are Garfield. I call it “breakfast surprise”

Garfield: (BLAT!)

Garfield: If I wanted a surprise, I'd eat in the dark

1985-07-30

Garfield: It's times like this I wish Odie could talk

1985-07-31

Jon: Do you want something to eat, boys?

Odie: Bark! Bark!

Garfield: Do you? Huh? Huh?

Odie: Yip! Yip! Bark!

Garfield: The word “dignity” is not in a dog's vocabulary