Garfield: This three is tempting me to climb it, but I'm standing my ground this time
Garfield: You what?!
Garfield: I can't resist a double dare
Garfield: I'll get out of this tree sooner or later. Cats always do
Garfield: No cat has ever lived his whole life up a tree
Ed: I have
Garfield: You stay out of this
Garfield: What's your name?
Ed: Ed
Garfield: Now let me get this straight, Ed. You say you've never been on the ground?
Ed: What's ground?
Garfield: Come clean, Ed. You can't tell me you've never been on the ground. That's impossible
Ed: Maybe you're right
Ed: Mom, have I ever been on the ground?
Ted's mother: What's ground?
Ed: Garfield, I'd like you to meet my twin brother, Ted
Garfield: Ed! Ted is a squirrel!
Ed: No wonder mom always likes him best
Garfield: This is just great. Here I am stuck up a tree with a ct who's been raised by squirrels
Ed: (SQUAWK!)
Garfield: Now what are you doing?
Ed: Storing birds for the winter
Jon: Let's see, it's over and under, then through
Jon: I'm taking you out to eat, Garfield. You'll have to wear this to get into the restaurant
Jon: I'll have a steak and my ca... er... son here will have a triple order of lasagna and a cup of cocoa
Jon: This is an exclusive restaurant, Garfield. Use your silverware
Garfield: (gulp! slurp! gulp!)
Jon: That marshmallow is mean for you cocoa
Jon: Heh, heh. Don't lock your paws at the table, son
Waitress 1: That's the rudest little kid I've ever seen!
Waitress 2: He even shed on the tablecloth
Garfield: Can you imagine a cat being raised by squirrels? I gotta get Ed out of this tree before it's too late
Ed: Too late for what?
Garfield: Never mind
Garfield: It's time we get out of this tree, Ed
Ed: How do we do that?
(CRACK!)
Garfield: Funny you should ask
Garfield: Welcome to your first step on Earth, Ed! What do you think?
Ed: Wow! Wild! Weird!
Garfield: What are you doing?
Ed: I've never walked sideways before
Garfield: Well, Ed, what do you think of your first trip of your tree?
Garfield: Ed?
Ed: I think I have a fear of low places
Garfield: Since you've been raised by squirrels, Ed, you have a lot to learn about being a cat
Ed: What is that?
Garfield: That is a dog. Cats are afraid of dogs
Ed: Why?
Garfield: I have forgotten
Ed: I gotta go home, Garfield
Garfield: What for?
Ed: I miss my mother, the squirrel
Garfield: You're weird, Ed
Garfield: You're lucky, too
Garfield: King Cattaeatolottaa gives a peace offering to the volcano that claimed your princess Angora
Garfield: Up against the wall, you crumbums, or I'll give your backsides a taste of my daisy!
Garfield: Make love, not dog pounds
Garfield: Here, my dear, perhaps this will make up for leaving you alone to fend off the border guards
Garfield: AHEE AH-EE AH!
Jon: What happened to my flower bed?!
Garfield: Scuttlebutt at the precinct is that your daisies were vandalized by an overactive imagination
Garfield: Ha, ha, ha! I looooove my new Monday suit (clank, clank)
Garfield: (clank) Nothing can get me now
Garfield: (creak) Except possibly rust
Garfield: Something is not right here
Jon: (WHAM!)
Garfield: I knew it!!!
Garfield: Today is Monday cleverly disguised as Tuesday