Garfield: Oh goody! Jon's home!
Garfield: When Mr Excitement steps into the room, you can cut the apathy with a knife
Garfield: Hmmm
Garfield: All cats are innately curious. I was just wondering where rainwater goes
Garfield: WHOA!
Garfield: Gasp!
Garfield: So this is where rainwater goes! Interesting
Cat 1: So this is where dishwater goes!
Cat 2: So this is where bathwater goes!
Cat 3: Fascinating
Cat 4: That's the last time I drink out of the toilet
Jon: Good morning, Garfield
Garfield: Mmmph
Jon: What was that?
Garfield: Mmmmph
Jon: I can't understand
Garfield: I ate all the ice cream and my mouth wen numb, okay?!
Garfield: Sniff
Garfield: Remember, as you walk down the path of life...
Garfield: Stop and eat the flowers along the way
Garfield: What's the difference between flowers and weeds
Garfield: (stomp! stomp! stomp!)
Garfield: Weeds have a greater will to live
Jon: Surprise, Garfield!
Jon: I picked up lunch at grease world!
Garfield: Junk food is the staff of life
Garfield: (kiss)
Jon: Pets always sense when you're going to the grocery
Garfield: Buy me a steak
Garfield: Look at Jon's socks. They are all perfectly tucked and organized
Garfield: Okay, socks, line up! Count off!
Garfield: Forward harch! One! Toop! Threep! Fourp!
Jon: Stay away from my sock drawer, Garfield. You make me nervous
Garfield: As you were
Jon: Clear your head, Jon. There has to be a logical explanation for this, other then the teddy bear isn't housebroken
Jon: Pick up your stuff, Garfield
Garfield: Stuff?! Pooky isn't stuff! He's a real, live, feeling. Breathing...
Garfield: Uh... inanimate object
Garfield: Do you know why I love Pooky?
Garfield: It is said we were given two ears and only one mouth so that we can tell only half of what we hear...
Garfield: Pooky has two ears and no mouth
Garfield: So, this is the bedtime story you want to hear, huh?
Garfield: “Bangor the Enforcer screamed, 'the world is ours!' At that very moment teddy bears everywhere crawled out of their toy chests and armed themselves”
Garfield: This is aide of teddy bears I'd as soon not know
Garfield: And then about April of '81, or was it '82, my voice changed and I started signing the baritone part
Garfield: Gee, Pooky, I'm tired of talking about me...
Garfield: You talk about me for a while
Garfield: How fortuitous, someone was kind enough to dig this hole for me
Garfield: I'll cover it with these branches and play a little trick on Odie
Garfield: Hey, Odie, have a bone
Odie: (boing!)
Garfield: Something's not right here
Garfield: Oh no! It's the old rubber hole gag!
