Jon: Hi, Judy!
Judy: How are you, cousin?
Jon: And this must me Tammy
Tammy: Yoooooo! It stinks here! It smells like cat!
Garfield: Sniff, sniff, yoooo! Where's that kid smell coming from?
Jon: Garfield, this is my cousin Judy and her children, Tammy and Stevie
Stevie: Ball! Ball!
Judy: Oh, listen! Stevie's first words!
Garfield: And hist last
Garfield: Do you know why I don't like kids?
Garfield: I'll give you three guesses
Garfield: And the first two don't count
Tammy: Here, kitty, kitty, kitty
Tammy: There he is!
Garfield: I'm sure your mother has told you not to play with sharp objects
Garfield: Yuk!
Garfield: I'm glad I'm not a bird
Garfield: All they ever do is eat worms and sit in the birdbath
Garfield: They never have any fun
Garfield: Lucky me. Jon's cousin Judy comes to visit and she brings her two year apes, Tammy and Stevie
Garfield: They're basically good kids, I guess
Garfield: For werewolves
Garfield: I like to hang around babies at mealtime. They drop all kinds of good food
Garfield: Sometimes they need encouragement
Tammy: Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
Tammy: I'm hungry! I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
Garfield: I have some friends who can see to it she's never heard from again
Garfield: Hello, what's this?
Jon: Ready for lunch, Garfield
Garfield: Oh, no, thank you. I just had my first encounter with a diaper bag
Jon: It was nice seeing you again, Judy
Judy: We must do this again
Garfield: Yeah, let' have lunch...
Garfield: About ten thousand years from now!
Garfield: Dinner time, Garfield!
Garfield: (MUNCH! SMACK! GOBBLE! SLURP!)
Jon: (GULP! CRUNCH! CHOMP!)
Garfield: (GOBBLE! SLURP!)
Jon: Uuungh!
Garfield: Uuungh!
Jon: Ha-haaa!
Garfield: I'm so proud of Jon. I've taught him everything he knows about gluttony
Jon: Rrrr
Garfield: We cats are special. We are built to sense things about humans even they don't know
Garfield: Your feet stinks
Jon: That's a pretty funky dance, Garfield. Show me how you do it
Garfield: First, find a bur in your sandbox
