1985-04-01

Garfield: The mailman is going to rue the day he put on that silly uniform when he opens Jon's mailbox today

Garfield: Boy, is he going to be surprised

Garfield: Boy, am I stuck

1985-04-02

Garfield: Here I am, Garfield the cat, doomed to spend the rest of my days in this stupid mailbox. What a cruel twist of fate

Garfield: Hey, fate! Here's what I think of you!

Garfield: (PLPLPL)

1985-04-03

Garfield: Leave it up to me to get stuck in this mailbox. So much for my ambush attempt on the mailman

Garfield: Here he comes now!

1985-04-04

Jon: Thanks, Garfield

Garfield: I can see the headlines now. “Cat stuck in mailbox somehow manages to severely injure local man”

1985-04-05

Garfield: I gotta get out of this mailbox. My deodorant is starting to give out

Garfield: (rattle, rattle)

Garfield: The story of my life

1985-04-06

Garfield: Unnngh!

1985-04-07

TV: We'll be right back after this word from our sponsor

Jon: Quick, Garfield! During the commercial let's get some popcorn

Jon: I'll take care of the butter, bowls and napkins. You take care of the popcorn!

Jon: I get my stuff, are you taking care of the popcorn?!

Garfield: (slam) Yup!

TV: Welcome back

Jon: We made it!

Jon: Where's the popcorn?

Garfield: (burp) I took care of it

1985-04-08

Garfield: I've been awake one second and already my day is ruined

1985-04-09

Jon: (rrrrrrr)

Garfield: (shuump!) Oh, listen, Jon! They're playing our song!

1985-04-10

Jon: Garfield, you eat like a pig. You should chew your food 25 times before swallowing

Garfield: Right. I'll give it a shot... Just one thing...

Garfield: What's chew?

1985-04-11

Garfield: It's fun to find familiar shapes in the clouds

Garfield: There's and old standard

Garfield: A dog cloud chasing a cat cloud up a tree cloud

1985-04-12

Garfield: Good morning, morning.

Garfield: What a great day to be alive

Garfield: I'd even go so far as to say it's a great day to be awake

1985-04-13

Jon: Hey, Garfield, hey, Odie. I have a little piece of leftover steak, who

Garfield: (SHOOM!)

Jon: Wants it?

1985-04-14

Jon: (Z)

Jon: (Z)

Garfield: (clickety, clickety, clickety)

Garfield: (clickety, clickety, clickety)

Garfield: (clickety, clickety, clack, clack)

Jon: I'm awake! I'm awake!

Garfield: (clack, clickety, clack)

Jon: You've never done the flamenco to get me up before

Jon: The castanets were a nice touch

Garfield: That's because I care

1985-04-15

Jon: Garfield, I'd like you to meet my new goldfish

Jon: What shall we name it?

Garfield: “Sushi” comes to mind

1985-04-16

Jon: Don't even think about it