Garfield: Nermal, would you like to be like me when you grow up?
Nermal: Gosh yes! I'd like to be like you when I grow up
Nermal: And up, and up, and out, and out, and up
Garfield: That boy may not see his next birthday
Nermal: I gotta go, Garfield. I'm posing for a cat calendar
Garfield: How does one pose for a calendar?
Nermal: One moment
Garfield: That's very good
Nermal: Cute is my life
Garfield: Hey, Odie! Look at this!
Garfield: It's snowing! Let's go out and catch snowflakes on our tongues!
Garfield: Here comes a world record!
Garfield: Ooo, that's a very impressive collection
Jon: Surprise boys! I fixed a feast for you!
Garfield: No thanks. We just ate
Odie: Urp
Garfield: Good evening, ladies and germs!
Audience: (SPLUT! SPLUT! SPLUT!)
Garfield: Thank you for that generous round of spluts!
Audience: (SPLUT!)
Garfield: Hey, wait a minute! Shoes don't go “splut”!
Audience: (SPLUT!)
Garfield: That's more like it
Garfield: I'm tired of getting hit with pies all the time
Garfield: I'm going to find whoever is doing it, and I'm going to bite him (flick)
Audience: (SPLUT! SPLUT!)
Jon: Good morning, Garfield
Garfield: Hi there
Jon: Wha?!
Jon: You're everywhere at once! Who do you do that?
Garfield: Magic
Jon: Amazing
Garfield: Thanks guys
Jon: Can't you close your mouth to eat? You're hard to look at
Garfield: You mean this bothers you?
Jon: Yuk!
Jon: I see no humor in that, Garfield
Garfield: Then why am I chortling?
Garfield: A house becomes a home once it's well established with cat hair
Garfield: Oh no! This is not a cat hair! It's a whisker!
Garfield: I'm going bald!
Jon: You're shedding again. What am I supposed to do with all this cat hair?
Garfield: Knit the world's largest hairball
Garfield: Trade it with your friends, start a mustache factory
Jon: This is going nowhere
Garfield: Insulate your house! Filter your coffee!
Garfield: Did you know there are three kinds of cat hair? There's the common, easy to clean kind...
Garfield: There's the kind that disappears into the carpet, never to be seen again, and then there's my favorite...
Garfield: There's the kind that hangs in the air forever
Jon: Land! Darn it! Land!
Jon: Well, I've swept under the furniture, vacuumed my chair and shaken the rugs. I'm finally rid of all your cat hair
Garfield: Fortunately, I keep an emergency supply in the back of my bed
Jon: You boys sure shed a lot
(shoop!)
Jon: Wha?!
Garfield: The cat hair refuses to associate with the dog hair
