1984-10-01

Garfield: Look at all those poor saps trudging to work on a Monday morning

Garfield: Ha ha ha, you poor saps. You have to go to work and I don't 'casue I'm a cat!

Garfield: If I weren't me, I wouldn't like me very much

1984-10-02

Garfield: It's a real rat race out there

Garfield: Everybody striving to get ahead

Garfield: I think I'll go take a nap and fall of the pace

1984-10-03

Garfield: (SUCK)

Jon: He's so lazy, I could just cry

Garfield: Burp

1984-10-04

Jon: I got you something special, Garfield

Garfield: It's too light for food and you can't wrap sleep

Garfield: It can't be that special

1984-10-05

Jon: Good night, Garfield

(click)

Jon: Don't let the thing in the closet get you

Garfield: Don't do that to me!

1984-10-06

Garfield: I think I'll try a two-and-a-half nap attack in the pike position with a half twist

Garfield: (poomp!) I'll settle for a belly-flop (Z)

1984-10-07

Jon: HEY, HUBERT,! REBA! COME HERE, QUICK!

Jon: Play cowboy and horsy, boys. Do a handstand, Garfield. Balance on Garfield, Odie

Reba: Sad

Hubert: He should get out of the house more

1984-10-08

Garfield: This feels like a great day to spend in bed

Jon: Hop up, Garfield. We're going on a picnic!

Garfield: Give the bugs and snakes my regrets. I ain't going

Garfield: I'll get you for this, Monday!

1984-10-09

Jon: What's this

Garfield: I packed the microwave for our picnic

Jon: Well, I'm leaving it here

Jon: Wha...!

Garfield: If the television stays, I stay

1984-10-10

Jon: Wait'til you taste my cherry pie, Garfield. It's the world's best

Garfield: I agree

Garfield: 22 million ants can't all be wrong

1984-10-11

Jon: The picnic's all set, Garfield

Jon: Did I forget anything?

Garfield: You forgot the brick for the tablecloth

1984-10-12

Jon: That pesky wind won't spoil our picnic now, Garfield

Jon: Where's the mustard?

Garfield: Under the third rock from the left

1984-10-13

Jon: Well, Garfield, the ants ate my cherry pie. The wind blew the food everywhere

Garfield: DON'T SAY IT! DON'T SAY IT!

Jon: What else could possibly go wrong?

Garfield: You said it!

1984-10-14

Garfield: (munch, smack, slurp, gulp)

Garfield: Burp. Oh, boy, I ate too much pizza (Z)

Pepperoni creature: (shuffle)

Onion creature: (shuffle)

Anchovies creature: (shuffle)

Pepperoni creature: We are your pizza nightmare

Pepperoni creature: I'm the pepperoni, and these here are the onion and the anchovies

Garfield: And who are you?

Matzo ball creature: I'm the matzo ball you ate three weeks ago

1984-10-15

Radio: Good morning, folks! My oh my, it's a beautiful Monday morning out there

Radio: Our weather radar shows clear skies with no rain in sight

Radio: Except over one house in the suburbs

1984-10-16

TV: Our satellite picture shows clouds over the northeast, sunny skies in the southwest...

TV: Traffic backed up on 12^th street

TV: And my little niece, Sally, playing in her sandbox in Texas

Garfield: Kind of scary, isn't it?