1984-09-01

Jon: Do you know what worries me, Garfield?

Jon: My grandfather was bald, my dad is bald and my brother is balding

Garfield: Not to worry

Garfield: You are probably adopted

1984-09-02

Jon: Garfield, when we get to the campsite, what's the first thing you'd like to do?

Garfield: Go home

Jon: Here we are, boys. We're camping miles from nowhere

Garfield: I'd say we're closer than that

Odie: (click)

Jon: Oh no! Odie's locked himself in the car! The poor little guy could suffocate!

Garfield: I think I'm starting to enjoy camping

Jon: Unlock the door, boy. Unlock the door

Garfield: Breathe deeply, boy

Jon: Something just occurred to me. Could it be...?

Garfield: Could it be, Odie isn't as stupid as he looks?

1984-09-03

Garfield: Pwoooock, pwock, pwock, pwock

Garfield: Don't look, Stretch! It's not a pretty sight!

1984-09-04

Garfield: Pwoooock, pwock, pwock, pwock

Garfield: PUKUCK! PUKUCK! PUKUCK!

Garfield: My rubber friend, Stretch, objects to your cannibalistic ways

Jon: I'd like to have just one meal in peace

1984-09-05

Jon: Garfield, do you know how silly you look carrying that stupid rubber chicken around all the time

Garfield: (Fffff)

Garfield: Uh-oh, fella. Now you did it. You made Stretch mad

1984-09-06

Jon: Are you in there, Garfield?

Garfield: There ain't nobody here but us chickens

Jon: I WILL NOT SPEAK TO YOUR RUBBER CHICKEN!

Garfield: Think of Stretch as my social secretary

1984-09-07

Garfield: Here, Stretch, have an apple

Garfield: (STOMP!)

Stretch: (poo!)

Odie: (DONG!)

1984-09-08

Garfield: Okay, guys, get on your mark, get set, go!

Garfield: Competition is apparently not a driving force in their lives

1984-09-09

Nermal: Hello. I'm Nermal, the...

Garfield: “The world's cutest kitten.” I know, I know

Jon: Why, hello, Nermal. Aren't you cute

Garfield: I want some attention too

Jon: Aw, poor little guy!

Garfield: Well, two can play the sympathy game

Garfield: (CRASH!)

Jon: That was one of my best plates

Garfield: That was one of my best heads

1984-09-10

Jon: I love your purr, Garfield

Garfield: Purrr

Jon: I wish there were a way to get the purr without the cat

Garfield: Purrr

Jon: But I guess you have to take the bad with the good

Garfield: You're treading on thin ice, fella

1984-09-11

Jon: Ready for a gourmet meal, Garfield?

Garfield: (WHAM!)

Garfield: I hate spiders

1984-09-12

Jon: One nice thing about confiding in pets is that they are non-judgmental

Jon: Garfield, I got a speeding ticket today

Garfield: (SMACK!) That was a stupid thing to do

1984-09-13

Jon: Why, thank you, Garfield!

Jon: (pshhh)

1984-09-14

Garfield: Hee hee, there's more than one way to skin a cat

(WHIRRRR!)

Garfield: How prophetic

1984-09-15

Jon: Rats, Garfield fell asleep in the middle of the floor

Jon: Have you ever tried to pick up a sleeping cat?

Jon: It's impossible

1984-09-16

Jon: Good morning, Garfield

Garfield: Good morning, Jon. My rubber chicken, Stretch, need a bath

Odie: (SPLOOSH!)

Mailman: Sign here for this package, mister

Paperboy: Paper!

Jon: (bonk!)

Jon: HEY, WORLD! I'M TAKING A BATH! COME ON IN AND WATCH!

Reba: I'll be right back

Hubert: I'm sure the man's joking, Reba