Jon: Garfield, I know you like to have fun
Garfield: But you look ridiculous
Garfield: Stand aside there, fella. Here comes my next wave
Garfield: Okay, everyone out of the pool! I'm going swimming
Garfield: You! The on with the whistle - out!
Garfield: I don't need a lifeguard
Garfield: Hello. What have we here?
Garfield: I think I'll draw something
Jon: Hey, Garfield! This is a great drawing! Do you know what this means?!
Jon: A cat who can draw! We'll make millions. You'll be famous!
Jon: We'll tour the world! Live out of a suitcase! You'll do thousands of drawings!
Garfield: (SLASH!)
Jon: Why did you do that?
Garfield: Suddenly, life got too complicated
Garfield: NO! NO! NO! DON'T MAKE ME DO IT
Garfield: ARRRGH! SOMEONE HELP ME!
Garfield: Sometimes it's hard to fight primal instincts
Garfield: Why do I do it? Why do I climb up trees when I can't climb down?
Garfield: The neighborhood always turns out to see me. Then the fire department comes to get me. Then my picture ends up in the newspaper
Garfield: I just answered my own question
Garfield: Oh good! Here comes a fireman to save me!
Fireman: Terrific. Why do I always get the fat ones?
Garfield: And the ones who are sensitive about their weight?
Garfield: I'm getting sleepy
Garfield: If birds can sleep in trees, so can I
Garfield: (Z)
Garfield: If I truly believe I'm a bird, I might be able to flap my arms and fly out of this tree
Garfield: I'm a bird! I'm a bird!
Garfield: I hope birds' bones knit quickly
Jon: Ballet slippers? Uh-oh, Jon's getting weird on me
Jon: See the ballet slippers I'm giving my niece, Garfield
Garfield: I'll bet his niece has never been on pointe
Garfield: Or done a jeté
Garfield: Or a pirouette
Garfield: (POW!)
Jon: What happened?
Garfield: I had a ballet slipper blow out on a bourrée
Odie: (WHAP!)
Garfield: Sometime, somewhere, when you are least expecting it... Monday strikes
Garfield: What's wrong with this picture
Jon: There's no food in your bowl, Garfield
Garfield: Give the man a cigar! Fill it up, turkey
Garfield: I hate it when lower life forms are condescending to me
Garfield: I've been taken! There was only one kernel of popcorn in this whole bag
Garfield: Oh, well, one's better than nothing
(POP!)
Garfield: Good morning, fern. How about a drink of water, little friend?
Jon: How nice, Garfield. I'm glad to see you take an interest in my fern
Garfield: I'm fattening it for slaughter
