Jon: You like to scratch things, don't you Garfield?
Garfield: Does a chicken like to peck? Sure I do!
Jon: Good! Scratch my back
Jon: NO CLAWS! NO CLAWS!
Garfield: If I didn't use claws, I wouldn't be scratching. Now would I?
Jon: Scratch higher, Garfield
Jon: Higher
Jon: Get off the curtains, Garfield
Garfield: I was just following instructions
Odie: Grrrr
Odie: (Rrrrrr)
Garfield: Jon's best shoes!
Garfield: Sometimes Odie makes me so angry, I could just scream
Garfield: ARRRRRGH!
TV: Good morning boys and girls
Garfield: Good morning, uncle Roy
TV: I love you just the way you are
Garfield: I love you, too, uncle Roy
TV: I also love Mondays
Garfield: Stick in in your ear, uncle Roy
TV: Good morning, boys and girls. I love you just the way you are
Garfield: Everybody loves uncle Roy
TV: You are kind, thoughtful, obedient and considerate
TV: Not to mention intelligent, witty and charming
Garfield: We all know uncle Roy is a liar, but we don't care
TV: Here we are in a real factory, boys and girls. Let's see what we can learn
TV: (whap! whap! whap! ARRRRRGH!)
TV: SHUT THIS THING OFF
Garfield: Uncle Roy is learning never to wear loose clothing around big machinery
TV: Good morning, boys and girls. You are probably wondering where my dog, Bob, is this morning
TV: Wellll... It seems old Bob bit Mr Blue Jeans the Mailman once too often...
TV: So Bob has decided to move to a local research facility to pursue a career as a laboratory animal
Garfield: And I'm Frank Sinatra
TV: Let's play pretend, boys and girls. Let's pretend it's contract negotiation time for uncle Roy
TV: And there are big green monsters who want to take uncle Roy off the air
TV: And the only thing that can save uncle Roy are letters saying how much you love uncle Roy
Garfield: I hate to see grown man grovel
TV 1: Look who's come to visit, boys and girls. It's Jerry the cat. Hi, Jerry
TV 2: Hi, uncle Roy
TV 1: How are you?
TV 2: I'm fine. How are you
Garfield: Uncle Roy is getting pretty bizarre
TV 1: How's your mother
TV 2: She's fine
Garfield: Who'd be dumb enough to believe there is a talking cat?
Garfield: Hey, Jon. Look at this!
Garfield: Hey, Jon. Watch me!
Garfield: Jon doesn't pay any attention to me anymore. Watch this
Garfield: Hey, Jon!
Garfield: Hey, Jon!
Jon: Hey, Garfield?
Garfield: What, Jon?
Jon: You don't pay any attention to me anymore
Jon: Every morning for nearly six years now, I fix raisins toast for Garfield
Jon: He loves his raisin toast
Jon: What's in the drawer?
Garfield: A six-year supply of raisins
Jon: How would you like your bacon prepared, Garfield
Garfield: Let's hoot for recognizable
Garfield: Jon is a terrible cook. He could ruin cereal
Garfield: Bacon flambé, yum yum
Garfield: An interesting thing about food...
Garfield: One minute it may be haute cuisine
Garfield: But the instant you put in the sink, it becomes garbage
Jon: Here's your cereal, Garfield
Jon: What's the matter? Aren't you hungry?
Garfield: Not really
Garfield: I think one of the flakes just moved
