Jon: This is it, boys
Jon: Tonight we find out who the Phantom Ripper is
Jon: He's stepping out of the shadows now
TV 1: Oh no! It's... it's you! Ayieee!
Jon: Good movie (click)
Jon: Who was he?
Garfield: We thought you were watching (SMACK)
Odie: (grrrrr)
Garfield: It's Monday out there. I feel it in the air. I hate Mondays
Garfield: I'm sure the world will end on a Monday... At least I hope it does
Garfield: It would be a shame to end the world right before a weekend
Garfield: Pooky, where are you? Oh, no! My teddy bear is missing
Garfield: This has the makings of a classic mystery. I already have some prime suspects
Garfield: It's easy when you live with rogues' gallery
Garfield: I suspect Odie of kidnapping Pooky. Watch him crumble under my keen questioning
Garfield: Where were you on the evening of April 1?!
Garfield: What am I doing? Odie doesn't even know where he is now
Garfield: There must be a clue o Pooky's disappearance here somewhere...
Garfield: Aha! Could this be a telltale trail of teddy bear hair?
Garfield: Even if it isn't, that was a pretty nifty bit of alliteration
Garfield: Hello, what's this? Just as my teddy bear disappears, this sack mysteriously appears...
Garfield: Something smells fishy here
Garfield: Aha! Jon! It was you who kidnapped Pooky!
Garfield: Obviously, sensing I was hot on his trail and fearing my wrath, he's decided to return Pooky and throw himself on the mercy of the court
Jon: I had your teddy bear cleaned, Garfield
Garfield: Sigh... Thank you
Garfield: AROOOOOOO
Arlene: AROOOOOOO
Garfield: (tappity, tappity)
Arlene: (clap, clap, clap)
Arlene: I like you, Garfield
Garfield: And I like myself, Arlene
Arlene: I can take a hint
Garfield: I like myself when I'm with you. That is
Garfield: It's nearly midnight on a Monday
Garfield: I can't believe it! Nothing bad has happened to me all day
Cuckoo: COO-COO!
Garfield: Watch this. It's the old rubber bone gag
Odie: (shoop!)
Garfield: Practical jokes are wasted on the stupid
Garfield: (squit)
Garfield: (blat)
Garfield: Unnnngh! Help! Help! The alien is sucking my brain dry!
Jon: Garfield has raised playing with food to an art form
Jon: Garfield, I think it's time we grow up, be more responsible, take a more mature outlook on life...
Garfield: Hee hee
Jon: I don't think you're taking me seriously
Garfield: I'm sorry
Garfield: I don't know what came over me
Jon: Stop begging, Garfield. You may have any food that falls on the floor
Jon: I hate you
Garfield: I can live with that
Garfield: Look out, world
Garfield: I feel invincible today
Garfield: FOOD! I CRAVE FOOD!
Garfield: That took nearly three seconds, Jon. We'll do better next time, won't we?
Garfield: I shall take my morning stroll now. Be a good boy and alert the media
Garfield: Hold up traffic. Here comes Garfield
Jon: Where were you?
Garfield: Learning that some things can't be intimidated
