Garfield: I hate having a catch in my back. I get no sleep, I get no food, I get no exercise
Jon: Don't tip the cat over, Odie
Garfield: I get no respect
Jon: Well hello there, Mr Stuck-up
Garfield: Having a catch in one's back does tend to give one an air of sophistication...
Garfield: I could get to like this
Jon: Let's take care of that catch in your back, Garfield
Jon: (CRINK!)
Jon: There you go, old buddy
Garfield: Thanks, I think
Garfield: Hey, Odie! Look
Garfield: It snowed last night
Jon: Ha ha, so you boys want to play in the snow, huh?
Jon: First you'll have to wear your nice, warm pet sweaters
Jon: And your wool caps and mittens and mufflers and booties
Jon: There you go, boys
Jon: Having fun yet?
Garfield: Ha ha ha, wheee
Garfield: Who's that panting at my door?
Garfield: (HONK, HONK)
Garfield: Oh, good morning Odie
Odie: (honk)
Garfield: YAWN
Garfield: GASP!
Garfield: Waking up to my own bad breath is bad enough, but someone else's is unbearable
Garfield: I am proud to be a pet. Pets lend a touch of elegance to a home
Odie: (slup, slup)
Garfield: I am proud to be a cat
Odie: (slup, slup)
Garfield: Okay, get revved up there, Odie
Garfield: GO!
Garfield: I love toys that don't need batteries
Garfield: I declare this steak the sovereign property of Garfield, the cat!
Jon: I've never had my dinner annexed before
Garfield: And you may never see it alive again
Jon: (SMACK)
Garfield: Let's play
Jon: Leave me alone, Garfield
Garfield: Let's play, let's play
Jon: Oh, okay, we'll play
Jon: Tickle! Tickle! Tickle! Tickle!
Garfield: HA! HA! HEE! HO! HEE! HEE!
Jon: OUCH!
Garfield: I'm through playing now
Jon: Hey, Garfield, we're going to the farm to visit dad and mom this week
Garfield: Goodo. I need a change of surroundings. I was getting bored with this city life
Garfield: It will be nice to be bored in the country for a change
Jon: It's great to be back on the farm, Garfield. Nothing ever changes
Jon: The same old surroundings, the same old room...
Jon's father: The same old chores
Garfield: The same old manure
Garfield: This pastoral scene is not exactly intellectually stimulating
Garfield: Read any good books lately?
Pig: Oink
Garfield: “Oink,” he says. I rest my case
Pig: “Oink” in the existential sense, of course
Jon: Doc, do you ever regret that you stayed on the farm while I went to the city to live in the lap of luxury?
Doc: Not really. Dad will probably will the farm to me, and I'll sell the acreage at a huge profit and retire while young
Jon: Need a hired hand?
Doc: Give me a resumeé and three good references, and mom doesn't count
Jon: Beautiful sunset, isn't it, dad?
Jon's father: Purtyer than a little red wagon goin' up a hill
Jon: What does that mean?
Jon's father: Oh, it's just something you city boys expect us farmers to say
Garfield: How true
