1984-01-17

Garfield: Ever notice how moths circle the light?

Garfield: Like planets orbiting a distant sun

Garfield: I love it when I get philosophical

1984-01-18

Garfield: I wonder what happens when a moth gets too close to the light

Moth 1: AYIEEEE! (foom!)

Garfield: At least he didn't suffer

1984-01-19

Garfield: Let us examine a pet phenomenon called the “rips”

Garfield: That's when your pets race around the house for no apparent reason

Garfield: Other than to mangle the family cat

1984-01-20

Jon: You boys stop racing around

Jon: Garfield, slow down!

Garfield: Okay

1984-01-21

Jon: Would you like to go for a walk, Odie

Jon: Let's see... I need a leash

Jon: You stay out of this

1984-01-22

Garfield: I love sacks

Garfield: I wouldn't kid you, Parnelli. This honey will do 0-60 in 6 seconds flat

Garfield: I swear, Sally, get your head out of the sand. The sack dress is coming back

Garfield: I think I'll step into the root cellar and see what's for dinner

Garfield: OH, NO!

Garfield: Hello, maintenance? Call the exterminator. My condo has dogs

1984-01-23

Nermal: Good morning, Garfield. It's me, Nermal. I'm young and good-looking and you're not

Garfield: I didn't need that

1984-01-24

Nermal: Can I get you anything for breakfast, Garfield?

Garfield: Yeah, how about a big glass of freshly-squeezed kitten juice?

Nermal: You don't like me, do you?

1984-01-25

Jon: How cute! Nermal brought me my newspaper

Jon: And my slippers and my pipe! What more could a man want?

Garfield: How about a woman?

1984-01-26

Garfield: Let's get you into trouble, Nermal

Garfield: Look in the cookie jar! Look in the cookie jar!

Jon: No, you can't have a cookie, Garfield. You'll spoil dinner

Nermal: Thank for the cookies

Garfield: Jeff wouldn't have known what Lassie was talking about

1984-01-27

Nermal: (BLUT!)

Odie: (BLUT!)

Garfield: Call it cruel. Call it juvenile. I call it asserting myself

1984-01-28

Mailman: I hate to bother you, sir. But you put insufficient postage on your package

Jon: What package?

Mailman: This kitten you're sending to Abu Dhabi

Jon: GARFIELD!

1984-01-29

Garfield: Poor me

Garfield: What a yucky evening

Garfield: It's dark and rainy and there's nothing on television

Garfield: I crave sunshine, daisy-filled meadows and good times. I need a ticket out of here

Garfield: Wait a minute! I have one! (snap!)

1984-01-30

Garfield: I wonder how fast I can run

Garfield: I wonder what would happened if I hit this kitty door at Mach 2

Garfield: I wonder if killing mailman i a federal offense

1984-01-31

Garfield: I love attacking the mailman. Some days I scratch him. Some days I bite him. Some days I trip him

Garfield: Today I'm trying something new

Garfield: I'm humiliating him