Garfield: Oh boy, what a party. I ate too much
Garfield: I gotta get up and exercise. Here I go
Garfield: Okay, here I go on the count of three... One, two three and up!
Garfield: Up... up and exercise. Come on, Garfield. You can do it
Garfield: This time I'm really going to do it, here go the legs lifting to body... now!
Garfield: This time I'm really, really going to do it... one, two, three... hi ya!
Jon: Have you been up today, Garfield?
Garfield: I think so
Jon: Rise and shine, Garfield. It's a bright new day!
Jon: It's gonna be a wonderful day, a great day!
Jon: I think I overcheerfuled it
Jon: How do you want your coffee, Garfield?
Garfield: Make it sit up and bark
Jon: How's this?
Garfield: Just right
Jon: Okay, who loosened the top on my saltshaker?!
Jon: Garfield, that wasn't very nice
Garfield: You're right. That wasn't very nice
Garfield: But it was extremely funny
Jon: Go outside and play, Garfield
Jon: Have a good time
Garfield: “Have a good time,” he says
Jon: Hey, Garfield, don't eat the lasagna yet...
Jon: It's still too hot
Garfield: You're telling me?!
Conscience: Don't eat me. You're too fat already
Garfield: Who are you?
Conscience: This is your conscience speaking
Garfield: I don't have a conscience
Conscience: I know. I'm free-lancing
Garfield: If you're my conscience, what are you doing in my food bowl?
Conscience: I took on a form you would understand
Garfield: What do you really look like
Conscience: Well, if you must know
Conscience: I look like everyone's mother
Garfield: Natch
Garfield: Tell me, conscience, just what does a conscience do?
Conscience: It is my duty to make you feel bad about things that make you feel good
Garfield: That's sad
Conscience: It's a living
Garfield: Well, conscience. If you don't mind I'll go to bed now
Conscience: Tah tah
Conscience: Look both ways before crossing the street
Garfield: What's that supposed to mean?
Conscience: Sorry, it was just a knee-jerk nag
Garfield: I can't believe my conscience is following me around. I must be cracking up
Garfield: A little nap-nap should clear my head
Conscience: You sleep too much
Garfield: ACK
Conscience: Don't you think you should be getting up now?
Garfield: Look, conscience, get out of my life. I have no use for you
Conscience: Careful, fella, or I'll call in my big brother
Guilt: On the jogging track in 5 minutes! Be there!
Conscience: Guilt
Garfield: Good morning, ham. Good morning eggs. Good morning milk.
Garfield: There's one nice thing about visiting the farm...
Garfield: The food is fresh
Garfield: Here, lunch. Here, lunch
Garfield: Uh-oh
Garfield: This is not good
Jon: Garfield! Where have you been?!
Garfield: At Custer's last stand
(ding-dong)
Garfield: I love it when the good humor man comes
Garfield: I love when I get a Popsicle
Garfield: I hate it when my lips stick to the Popsicle
