Jon: I'd like to make another appointment, Liz
Liz: Sure, when?
Jon: How about Friday night for dinner
Liz: NO!
Garfield: Subtle but firm
Liz: Your cat is in good health, Mr Arbuckle
Jon: Dandy. Now let's talk about us
Liz: Let's do
Jon: Really?
Liz: You owe me forty dollars
Garfield: I just adore love patter
Garfield: Hi, Odie
Garfield: If that dog's brain where a car, it would be jammed in neutral
Jon: GASP!
Jon: OH NO!
Garfield: WE'RE OUT OF COFFEE!
Jon: This is your fault, you guzzler!
Garfield: You didn't buy any
Jon: Look at us, Garfield. We're getting irritable and shaky. We need coffee!
Jon: SNIFF... WHAZAT?!
Garfield: ZAT'S COFFEE!
Reba: EEEK! LOOK, HUBERT! PEEPING TOMS!
Hubert: Don't flatter yourself, Reba. Now go hide the sliver
Jon: It's time you earn your keep around here, Garfield. There's a mouse hole and there's some cheese. You know what to do
Garfield: I certainly do
Garfield: Here's the scenario: cat crouches by cheese waiting for mouse to exit hole to retrieve same. Cat catches mouse. Fade out. The end
Garfield: Heck with it
Garfield: I prefer stories with a happy ending
Garfield: Why should I have to catch an innocent little mouse? I have nothing against him. In fact, he's kind of lovable
Jon: If you don't catch that mouse, I'm putting you out in the cold
Garfield: The furry twerp dies
Garfield: This is demanding. I have a noble heritage. I am a unique, vital individual
Garfield: And all I'm considered as around here is a mousetrap
Garfield: I must speak to my kitty litter changer about that
Garfield: I don't want to catch this mouse. He's cute. I've even nicknamed him...
Garfield: “Stretch”
Garfield: I'm just a ramblin' kind of guy... Ramblin', ramblin'
Garfield: Rambl
Garfield: Oh no! I've heard terrible things about city sewers!
Garfield: They say the pet alligators that are flushed into the sewers grow to huge proportions
Garfield: But his is ridiculous
Garfield: OH NO! DON'T MAKE ME DO IT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Garfield: TURN BACK! TURN BACK!
Garfield: Sometimes a cat's feet just gotta climb
Garfield: Here I am, stuck up a tree. Things couldn't be worse
Garfield: Okay, okay, now things couldn't be worse
(BOOM)
Garfield: I may be stranded up a tree...
Garfield: But a least I'm on sturdy limb
Garfield: The story of my life
Garfield: This isn't safe
Garfield: Shoo! Shoo! Somebody might get hurt!
Garfield: (TOING!)
