Garfield: Pooky!
Garfield: So much for kicking the teddy bear habit
Garfield: It's unnatural to be someone you love not hold them now and then
Garfield: I don't believe my eyes!
Garfield: I've finally found the perfect skipping stone! The perfect weight, perfectly round and flat, everything
Garfield: But there are no lakes around here, and it's too far to the river
Garfield: Darn it! Got this stone begging to be skipped and no place to skip it!
Jon: (kong!)
Jon: Hey look! The perfect skipping stone
Garfield: I hate it when Odie get caught outside in the rain
Garfield: Not that I care that much for Odie, mind you
Garfield: Here's one of the great mysteries of the Universe...
Garfield: When Odie closes his mouth, where does his tongue do?
Jon: I wanted to buy you another bed, Garfield. But the only size they came in where small, medium and large
Jon: They didn't have showboat!
Jon: A quick wit is best accompanied by quick reflexes
Garfield: I love a well-balanced meal
Garfield: Something from the four basic food groups...
Garfield: Meat, vegetable, dairy and catsup
Jon: Garfield should be finding that rubber hot dog in his bowl right about now
Jon: And he should be coming for me right about...
Jon: Now
Garfield: I think I'll have pancakes for breakfast
Garfield: Once again our nation's criminal element has callously disregarded the truth in packaging laws
Garfield: Ho with a capital hum
Garfield: I wish I could kick this industrial-strength depression I have today
Garfield: Mother nature, if you had a body and a face, I'd give you a hug and a kiss
Garfield: Here comes Arlene. She's crazy about me
Garfield: Hi, Arlene
Garfield: I said... “Hi, Arlene”
Garfield: Hey, Arlene. Guess how much weight I can press
Garfield: I'll bet you don't know
Arlene: I'll bet I don't care
Garfield: Right now I'd trade all this strength for just one snappy comeback
Garfield: Hey, Arlene. Look at this
Arlene: So what?
Garfield: Just what does it take to impress you, lady?
Arlene: A challenge to my head as well as my hear
Garfield: As soon as she regains consciousness, I'll challenge to heart part
Garfield: It's my dinnertime, Arlene. But don't despair, I'll be right back
Arlene: The moments will seem like years till you return
Garfield: I don't know how she does it...
Garfield: How one well-turned phrase from that woman can suck all the wind out of your sails
Garfield: Arlene, I'm sick of the wit-matching mood you're in
Arlene: Okay I'll stop it
Garfield: There's no battle of the intellects here anyway
Arlene: You're right, it was kind of like swatting a fly with Buick
Garfield: How about a kiss, Arlene?
Arlene: What kind of animal are you?
Garfield: A cat!
Arlene: Auugh!
Garfield: I did it! I did it! She said, “What kind of animal are you?” and I said, “A cat!”
Garfield: Isn't the pathetic?
Garfield: Odie, all you ever do is stare and slobber
Garfield: You're too happy, and that's not healthy
Garfield: People don't trust a chronically happy person
Garfield: Who could possibly love a grinning idiot like you?
Garfield: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS