Garfield: What the heck are you doing?
Mouse: I'm half lemming, you know
Garfield: So?
Mouse: I'm getting back to my roots
Garfield: I had to ask
Jon: If you eat this pie, I'm going to kill you
Jon: GARFIELD! YOU ATE MY PIE!
Garfield: One of the great criminal minds of our time, I ain't
Garfield: I'm tired of being out of shape
Garfield: I can't cache Odie. I can't catch my breath
Garfield: Heck, I can't even catch my lunch
Garfield: I really don't like myself when I'm out of shape and overweight
Garfield: Well, this time I'm going to do something about it!
Garfield: I'm going to lower my expectations!
Garfield: Come on, Jon! Up at at'em!
Garfield: There's a fresh new day out there. Are you going to join me, or are you going to lie there and wither away
Jon: There's nothing worse than born-again jogger
Garfield: Get on your mark, get set...
Garfield: Jog!
Garfield: The spirit s willing, but the flesh is weak
Garfield: It's going to be a scorcher today
Garfield: This sidewalk is already hot
Garfield: OOCH! EECH! OUCH!
Garfield: Oog! Argg! Ick!
Jon: Garfield! What are you doing on this hot sidewalk?
Jon: Why don't we go inside?
Garfield: What? And disappoint my public?
Kid: (clink)
Garfield: I'm not one to brag on my teddy bear, but you are not going to believe this
Garfield: Okay, Pooky, pay attention now. Are you ready?
Garfield: Play dead!
Garfield: Pooky, I have to start weaning myself from you. I gotta make it out there on my own
Garfield: That's good enough for the first week
Garfield: It's the peer pressure
Garfield: I've made it a whole day without my teddy bear, but if I don't cuddle something soon, I'll go crazy
Garfield: This sweat sock just isn't the same
