Jon: Garfield, I know you're in my fern. I can see your tail
Jon: What do you say for yourself?
Garfield: If you must know, I am rare carnivorous fern, and if you don't mind, I'd like to finish eating your cat in peace
Jon: You've been reading “Alice in Wonderland” again, haven't you?
Garfield: You must be psychic
Garfield: (Rrr)
Garfield: (Rrr!!!!!!)
Jon: I want you know why you did that, Garfield!
Garfield: That's not half as interesting as how I got up there to begin with
Jon: Garfield, I want you to get all the mice out of this house, right now
Garfield: Oh, very well
Garfield: Be a good boy and call my attorney, will you?
Garfield: And have him serve them with an eviction notice
Jon: CATCH THAT MOUSE!
Jon: Garfield, why don't you eat mice like other cats?
Garfield: I don't like to hurt mice. How can I get that through your thick skull?
Garfield: (tick, tick, tick) Dear Jon: The mice and I have a agreement. They don't bug me and I don't bug them. Therefore, I will never hurt mice... signed, GARFI*
Garfield: (tick! tick! tick!) The key must be stuck
Garfield: (WHAM)
Typewriter: AAAWK!
Garfield: Sorry about that, fella
Garfield: I've really done it this time. My belly has outgrown my legs
Garfield: I guess there's only one thing to do...
Garfield: Get fitted for stilts
Garfield: Hummm
Garfield: Oh, no!
Garfield: You know you're overweight when you're sitting around rocking, and you realize you don't have a rocking chair
Jon: Garfield, you're getting dangerously overweight
Garfield: How dangerous can a little extra fat be?
Garfield: Who, blub, would, blub, have, blub, guessed?
Jon: Don't worry about your condition, Garfield
Jon: You can still lead a useful and productive life
Jon: As a paperweight, a doorstop, a...
Garfield: Put your face close to these claws
Jon: Hi, hi, daisy-waisy, would you wike some wa-wa?
Garfield: Oh boysy-woysy
Jon: If you speak nicely to plants, they grow better, Garfield
Garfield: Bologna
Garfield: Die!
Garfield: Live and learn
