Jon: Garfield! Look what you did to my chair!
Jon: I don't deserve this!
Jon: I was only gone for the evening
Garfield: Now I know the face. Weren't you a former owner of mine?
Garfield: Garfield, I know being a cat owner is a big responsibility
Jon: But I should be able to leave for an evening without you destroying everything!
Jon: I want a divorce!
Garfield: I get half of everything
Jon: Hey, Garfield, what do you think of the new turtleneck sweater mom made you?
Jon: You're right
Jon: It isn't very flattering, is it?
Garfield: I'm in a “what if” mood today
Garfield: I wonder what would happen if I married Arlene
Garfield: We'd have a huge wedding...
Garfield: Then we'd raise some kittens
Garfield: And they'd crawl all over me
Garfield: Forget it! I'd make a lousy father
Jon: Garfield, it's noon. Are you getting out of bed?
Garfield: I'd love to get up...
Garfield: But the blanket is extra heavy today
Jon: Garfield, meet my new pet frog, “Herbie”
Jon: Isn't he great?
Garfield: Yeh, good ol' “Herbie”
Garfield: Good ol' “your days are numbered as soon as Jon turn his back, Herbie”
Fly: (Zzzzzzzzzz)
Jon: Hey, Garfield, when was the last time you saw my pet frog, Herbie
Herbie: (snak!)
Garfield: At lunch
Garfield: It seems like an age since I gave Odie a boot
Odie: (BOOT!)
Garfield: I'm just a sentimental fool
Garfield: Something's wrong
Jon: Hey, Garfield! Let's have some fun!
Garfield: Forget it, Jon
Jon: I want to take you to an Italian restaurant for a lasagna dinner
Garfield: No way
Jon: They have ferns for dessert
Garfield: Big deal
Jon: Then we can come home and I'll hold Odie down while you beat him up
Garfield: Try and make me
Jon: How did you know we have an appointment at the vet's?
Garfield: I don't know. I just know
Garfield: In this box, I have a singing and dancing mouse. I have spent four years training him. He will now entertain you
Garfield: I guess I should have cut air holes in the box
Garfield: It's hard to believe I'm going to be five years old this Sunday
Garfield: Shucks, golly, gee-whiz, ratso
Garfield: I'm going to have to start watching my language
Jon: Garfield, I hope the sun shines on your birthday
Garfield: What a nice thing to say
Jon: I'm going camping
Garfield: I didn't need that
Garfield: Mother nature has certainly been kind to you, Garfield
Garfield: I wish I could say the same for father time
