1983-05-01

Garfield: This looks like a good day for some heavy thoughts

Garfield: Let's put this whole thing in perspective

Garfield: Eating is important

Garfield: And sleeping is important

Garfield: But nothing is more important than holding someone you love

Garfield: Check that

Garfield: Reciprocation is nice, too

1983-05-02

Jon: You're too fat, Garfield

Garfield: Hang it in your ear

Garfield: Oh, shut up, Odie

Garfield: Why do I have the feeling there's an conspiracy afoot?

1983-05-03

Garfield: ARRRGH!

Jon: It's diet week

Garfield: It's diet week

1983-05-04

Garfield: I gotta get off this diet

Garfield: It's starting to mess with my mind

1983-05-05

Jon: Release my hand, Garfield

Garfield: You release hamburger, I release hand

1983-05-06

Garfield: Suicide, exercise and dieting

Garfield: (rip!)

Name three forms of self-abuse

Garfield: True.. How true

1983-05-07

1983-05-08

Jon: Oh, no! My watch has stopped!

Jon: I've missed Garfield's mealtime

Jon: Pets have a way of letting you know when you've missed their mealtime

Jon: I know, I know

Garfield: You're late

1983-05-09

Jon: Tell me, Garfield, when you walk, do your right and left legs travel together, or do you use your opposing legs?

Garfield: I'll never walk again?

1983-05-10

Bird 1: (z)

Bird 2: (z)

Bird 3: (z)

Garfield: I wonder how birds can sleep without falling out

Bird 1: (z)

Bird 2: (z)

Bird 3: (z)

Bird 1: (z)

Bird 2: (z)

Bird 3: (z)

Garfield: Aha!... Hammocks

1983-05-11

Garfield: This is the only way to spend a sunny afternoon

Garfield: All you need is a swimming pool

Garfield: And a good imagination

1983-05-12

Garfield: I'm going to take a dip in here, so beat it, bird. Before I break your beak

Garfield: I have a mouth with a death fish

1983-05-13

Garfield: Take my advice. Sun yourself in a pool. You stay cooler that way

Garfield: I shall now turn over in order to tan my back

Garfield: This is not well thought out

1983-05-14

Garfield: As much as I hat to do it...

Garfield: I'd better get out

Garfield: Even my fur is getting wrinkled

1983-05-15

Garfield: Look at those stupid dogs

Garfield: Yabba, yabba, yabba

Dog 1: ROWF!

Dog 2: BARK! BARK!

Dog 1: BARK! YIP! BARK!

Dog 2: BARK! YIP! BARK!

Dog 3: BARK! YIP! BARK!

Jon: Go away, dogs. Leave my cat alone

Garfield: Bbbbbb

Jon: You just had to get in the last lick, didn't you, Garfield?

Garfield: Me and my big tongue

1983-05-16

Jon: Hey, Garfield, guess what! We're going to visit dad and mom on the farm this week

Jon: We'll eat some of mom's down-home cooking and help dad with the farm work

Garfield: Good thinking, Jon. Let's drive all the way to the sticks and fetch us an apple pie and a hernia