Garfield: No more of this sniveling sissy stuff
Garfield: I'm getting out of this tree like a man
Garfield: On the other hand, sniveling does have its attributes
Garfield: I gotta get out of this tree
Garfield: Oh well, they tell me a cat always lands on his feet
Garfield: However, they failed to mention the pain
Jon: Hey, Garfield, let's take a vacation
Jon: We'll go someplace tropical
Garfield: Save you money. Go sit in your aquarium
Jon: Vacation is going to be so great, Garfield
Jon: We'll get away from this rat race. There'll be no hassles
Garfield: A change of pace would be nice
Jon: Hey, Garfield. What do you think of this shirt for our vacation?
Garfield: That's awful
Jon: Tah-dah!
Garfield: Do you know how many turkeys were destroyed to make that shirt?
Jon: Good news, Garfield! The airline has a special allowing children to fly free
Garfield: So?
Jon: So when we leave on vacation you can pose as my son and ride up front
Garfield: I will not demean myself by dressing up as some stupid kid
Jon: Otherwise, you'll have to ride in a kitty carrier in the baggage compartment
Garfield: Daddy!
Jon: I hope you don't mind flying, Garfield
Jon: Some animals don't travel well
Garfield: Nonsense
Garfield: If a dog can be world war I flying ace, I can surely fly commercial
Jon: Just bear in mind, Garfield, even though we're leaving on vacation...
Jon: And even though we're going to have fun...
Jon: It's always nice to get back home
Jon: This is going to be fun, Garfield
Garfield: Ha ha ha, wheee
Jon: I think you'll like flying
Garfield: I'd like it if I could keep one paw on the ground
Garfield: Oooooh, I think I'm getting airsick
Garfield: What's that? It sounds like a wing cable fraying!
Garfield: (sniff, sniff) I SMELL SMOKE!
Garfield: WE'RE GOING DOWN IN FLAMES!
Jon: We're still on the ground, Garfield
Garfield: GREAT! CATS AND CHILDREN FIRST!
Garfield: Tell me, Garfield
Jon: Are you nervous about flying?
Garfield: I take no chances
Jon: I think you'll enjoy flying, Garfield
Jon: It's a very comfortable and smooth way to travel
Garfield: Then what are these little bags for? The Easter egg hunt?
Flight attendant: No pets allowed
Jon: This is my son. He has a body hair problem
Flight attendant: How old are you, sonny?
Garfield: Rowr
Jon: That's baby talk for “one going on two”
Garfield: (crunch, crunch)
Jon: What do you think of airline meals, Garfield
Garfield: (gulp)
Garfield: The only thing with food content was the plastic fork I just ate
Flight attendant: The captain has advised that the “fasten seat belt” sign be observed in case some slight air turbulence is encountered
Jon: Well, Garfield, how did you like your first airplane ride?
Garfield: Aside from the nausea, cramps and indigestion, I'm fine
Flight attendant: Have a nice day
Garfield: HAVE A NICE DAY?!
Jon: LET HER LIVE, GARFIELD! LET HER LIVE!
