Garfield: There must be an easier way to eat
Garfield: GO AHEAD AND START WITHOUT ME, BREAKFAST
Garfield: Burp... I should have thought of that long ago
Garfield: What a unique perspective. Now the ceiling is the floor, and the floor is the ceiling
Jon: Hi, Garfield
Jon: (zip)
Garfield: Whatever goes down, must come up
Garfield: I feel good today. I fell strong
Garfield: I feel invincible. I feel as tall as skyscraper
Garfield: Get off there, King Kong
Flea: Get off there, King Kong
Garfield: I feel like a change of pace
Garfield: I think I'll move in slow-motion today
Jon: Wha!?
Jon: Oh, no. You don't
Garfield: It's hard to take what you want in life when they see you coming
Garfield: Uh-oh, there's a package for me
Garfield: I don't think I'm going to like it
Garfield: Beware of gifts bearing air holes
Garfield: Gee. I hope this package doesn't have a bomb or a monster in it
Garfield: GASP! IT'S EVER WORSE THAN MY MOST HIDEOUS FEARS!
Garfield: It's another sweater for me from Jon's mother
Garfield: There's more than one way to skin a cat
Garfield: (TWANG)
Garfield: Check that... choke a cat
Garfield: I hate designer sweaters
Garfield: Look at this
Garfield: The lizard chewed the armpit out of it
Jon: Doo-dee-doo-dee-doo (plop)
Jon: Garfield needs a better balanced diet. So I'm disguising this liver as dessert
Jon: Why, hello, Garfield. I fixed a yummy treat for you
Jon: I call it, “sweet surprise”
Jon: He'll be surprised, all right
Garfield: ARRRGH!
Jon: He ate it! He ate it!
Garfield: Surprise
Jon: Hey, Garfield. Look what I got at the barber shop
Jon: Tah-dah! What do you think?
Garfield: It's tacky tasteless and disgusting
Garfield: It's you
Garfield: Jon sure looks dumb with his fake mustache
Garfield: Very few people can wear a mustache
Garfield: Like evil Roy Gator, for instance
