1983-01-01

Garfield: (ZOOM!)

Garfield: The early cat gets the jelly-filled donut

1983-01-02

Fly: Zzzzzz...

Garfield: Shoo, fly!

Fly: Zzzzzz...

Garfield: I hate pesky flies!

Fly: Zzzzzz...

Garfield: Unngh!

Fly: Zzzzzz...

Garfield: Die fly!

Fly: Zzzzzz...

Garfield: Rowr

Fly: Zzzzzz...

Jon: Feel better, Garfield?

Garfield: I think I hurt myself

1983-01-03

(BRINNNG!)

Garfield: (WHAM!)

(BRINNNG!)

1983-01-04

Jon: I didn't know you like to dance, Garfield

Garfield: What are you talking about?

Garfield: I was scratching my back with your toothbrush

1983-01-05

Garfield: Good morning, Odie

Garfield: Hey, get away from Jon's stamp collection!

Garfield: Too late

1983-01-06

Garfield: What should I do tonight!

Audience: (SPLUT)

Garfield: Good idea. I think I'll go sing on the fence

1983-01-07

Garfield: Oh, no! Fire arrows!

Audience: (THOCK)

Garfield: I'm a goner!

Audience: (THOCK)

Garfield: A cat always goes down with his fence!

1983-01-08

Garfield: I can't believe that tacky pack of music haters burned my fence down

Garfield: The only thing to do is to get right back up there and start singing again

Garfield: But... somehow it just isn't the same

1983-01-09

Garfield: Here he comes... Tweedledee, the wonder dummy

Garfield: Hey, Odie, would you like to play ball?

Odie: (squeak)

Garfield: (tie, tie)

Jon: Hey, Garfield. Where's Odie?

Garfield: He's tied up at the moment

Odie: (dribble, dribble, dribble)

1983-01-10

Jon: (SLAM)

Jon: Hey, Garfield, I'm home

Jon: You're certainly excited to see me

Garfield: Believe me, inside I'm hopping up and down and shouting with glee

1983-01-11

Jon: Don't you want to hear how the story come out?

Garfield: Tell it to your plants

1983-01-12

Jon: Garfield, you see, to be preoccupied this week

Garfield: Huh?

1983-01-13

Jon: Garfield hasn't been listening to me lately. Watch this

Jon: Hey, Garfield, what say we go the vet and get you declawed?

Garfield: That would be fine

Jon: Case closed

1983-01-14

Jon: I hate it when Garfield ignores me

Jon: DARN IT! PAY SOME ATTENTION TO ME!

Garfield: (Z)

Jon: I think I'm going to cry

1983-01-15

Garfield: Jon, I know I've been ignoring you lately, but I want to say it's not because I don't care for you

Garfield: It's like my ears hear you, but my brain keeps straying off course. I've just been preoccupied

Garfield: Enough sad. Let's get on with it

Jon: Huh?

1983-01-16

Garfield: I wonder what it would be like to be a wild animal

Garfield: First, I'd alter this stupid sign

Garfield: Then I'd pace around looking kinda fierce

Garfield: Then I'd scare the heck out of the crowd

Man: EEEEK!

Woman: EEEEK!

Kid: EEEEK!

Garfield: That was a pretty convincing performance, if I do say so myself