Garfield: Have a piece of cheese, mouse. Maybe that will make you feel better
Mouse: How am I supposed to swallow?
Garfield: Good point
Garfield: You're free to go, mouse
Mouse: Thanks
Mouse's wife: Just where have you been? I supposed you and your fat friend have been having fun while I've been working and slaving taking care of our children. You'd better get yourself home right now
Mouse: (SNAP!)
Garfield: Jon will be checking this trap soon
Garfield: My bunny slippers
Garfield: They like to roam at night
Garfield: ALL RIGHT!
Garfield: I love flowers!
Garfield: I love to tiptoe through tulips
Garfield: Dive through daisies
Garfield: Romp through roses
Shop assistant: Your cat broke'm, you bought'em, buddy
Garfield: Put some pansies on the tab, too
Jon: Don't knock those flowers off the windowsill, Garfield
Jon: I put them there to give them some sun
Jon: And some fresh air
Garfield: Windows are great. They offer a front row seat to life's passing parade
Bird: (THUD!)
Garfield: They are also good for a yuk or two
Jon: I see you're bringing the mail in with your usual care
Jon: This letter says, “Do not fold, spindle or mutilate”
Garfield: It didn't say anything about “maul”
Jon: MY NEWSPAPER! YOU CHEWED UP MY NEWSPAPER!
Jon: It's things like this that make me wonder if you should bring in the paper at all
Garfield: (poo) Precisely
Garfield: On chilly mornings, this is my favorite place in the whole house
Garfield: Over the heat vent
Jon: Garfield, did you eat my fern?
Garfield: WHY IS IT I GET BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING AROUND HERE? IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG, YOU JUST LAY IT ON OL' GARFIELD!
Garfield: I have no idea you're talking about
Jon: You can have this hamburger if you can reach it, Garfield
Jon: Wha?!
Jon: B-b-b-b-b-b-b
Garfield: Jon will rue the day I got these rubber arms
Garfield: (BOOM, BOOM, BOOM)
Garfield: (boom, boom, boom)
Jon: It's time you wen on another diet, Garfield
Jon: On this diet, Garfield, you may drink all the coffee you please
Garfield: (gulp, gulp, gulp)
Garfield: (slosh, slosh, slosh, slosh) This is some kind of weird diet
Garfield: I think I'll step off my diet just long enough to eat a couple dozen cookies
Garfield: Lettuce?
Jon: That cat has no sense of humor
