Garfield: It's nice to be back in the country with space to roam
Garfield: Space to breathe, space to be me
Garfield: Space to bored!
Garfield: I think I'll have an egg for breakfast
Nestling: (crack!)
Nestling: Mommy!
Garfield: Maybe chicken for lunch
Nestling: Mommy!
Garfield: Look, kid. I'm not your mommy.I'm a boy. Boys can't be mommies
Nestling: Daddy!
Nestling: What's that, daddy
Garfield: It's lasagna. And don't call me daddy
Garfield: Here. Have a piece
Nestling: Yuk!
Garfield: NO SON OF MINE WOULD REFUSE LASAGNA!
Garfield: Stop hanging around me, kid. Just remember, you're a tender young chicken and I'm a very hungry cat
Garfield: I guess I gave that little giblet the what for
Garfield: EYOW!
Garfield: For the last time, kid. I'm not your daddy. You're a chicken and I'm a cat
Garfield: Now go back to your mother
Nestling: Goodbye, daddy
Jon: Let's jog, Garfield
Garfield: I'll sit this one out, thank you
Garfield: (pppppp)
Dog: RRRRRRRRR
Dog: Bark! Bark! Bark!
Garfield: (SHOOP!)
Dog: ROWF!
Garfield: Fft!
Jon: ARRRRRRRGH!
Dog: BARK
Garfield: MROW!
Hubert: Pack your bags, Reba.The neighborhood's gone strange
Garfield's law: Cats move at a peed proportionate to the amount of food at their destinations. They may even exceed the speed of sound
Garfield: Meow
Garfield's law: Cats are independent. Cats are loners
They are underfoot only when you're carrying groceries
Garfield: Sorry about that
Garfield's law: Cat instinctively know the precise moment their owner will awake...
Then they awaken them ten minutes sooner
Garfield's law: Cats are naturally attracted to only one type of human being...
The type who is allergic to cats
Jon: WAHCHOO!
Garfield's law: Cats can't hear commands...
Jon: Garfield! Get off the bed
Cats can't understand cajoling...
Jon: See? Even Tommy the Clown likes this new cat food
But they do sense when you want to take them to the vet
Garfield: Let's go for a ride, Garfield
Jon: How about a shot of flea powder, Garfield
Garfield: If you can hit a moving target
Garfield: (screeee)
Garfield: I guess it's safe to eat
Jon: GOTCHA!
Jon: I guess I pulled a good one on Garfield
Garfield: Guess again, sucker
Garfield: I hate Mondays
Garfield: And just why do I hat Mondays?
Garfield: Because Mondays hate me
Garfield: There's only one thing I hat worse than grapefruit
Garfield: And that is hating grapefruit
