1982-10-01

Garfield: I love you, coffee; you make me glow.

Garfield: You make me smile. I love you so.

Garfield: My nerves don't like you, but what do they know?

1982-10-02

Garfield: Now for a strong cup of coffee

Garfield: Now for a good night's sleep

Garfield: Now for a brisk bout with insomnia

1982-10-03

Garfield: What's that rumbling? The ground is shaking!

Garfield: Oh no! It's them!

Garfield: There's no way out! I'm trapped like a rat!

Garfield: Arrrgh!

1982-10-04

Garfield: Arrrgh!

Garfield: Very funny, Odie. Now get your face off the window

1982-10-05

Garfield: Rowr

1982-10-06

Jon: I got you a new friend, Garfield. He even talks

Garfield: Oh, goody

Cat robot: Will you play with me

Garfield: Why, of course little buddy

Garfield: Let's go play with Jon's power tools

1982-10-07

Garfield: I wonder what this bag of sawdust has to say

Cat robot: Feed me, feed me, feed me, feed me, feed me

Garfield: He does have a certain charm

1982-10-08

Garfield: Imagine, the nerve of Jon giving me a dummy as companion. What kind of an intellectual dwarf does he think I am

Cat robot: Practice of the Aristotelian mean would have a significant positive effect on the world institutional environment

Garfield: Oh, shut up

1982-10-09

Jon: Your little friend here is certainly cute, Garfield

Garfield: (stomp! stomp! stomp!)

Garfield: Little friend or not, there's something to be said for the diplomatic removal of competition

1982-10-10

Garfield: What's this?

Jon: Here's an interesting article about the ancient practice of cannibalism

Garfield: Lovely

Garfield: Can you imagine what life was like then?

Garfield: Traveling salesmen were called “meals on wheels”

Garfield: Having the boss over for dinner had an entirely different meaning

Jon: It says here certain tribal societies also ate cats

Jon: I can hear a dinner complaining “Oh, waiter, there's a flea collar in my soup”

Garfield: That's not funny

1982-10-11

Garfield: Maybe I wouldn't hate Mondays so much if I didn't have this calendar here to remind me

1982-10-12

Jon: That hamburger is mine, Garfield

Garfield: It's mine

Garfield: Let's see if you want if after I stomp it, lick it and shed on it

Jon: You win, Garfield. You can have it

Garfield: I don't think I want it now

1982-10-13

Garfield: (pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop!)

Jon: Let me guess. You're going tree climbing, right?

Garfield: How did you know?

1982-10-14

Garfield: Now to get out of this tree

Odie: (sniff, sniff)

Garfield: Don't you dare!

1982-10-15

Jon: I wish you understood my every word, Garfield

Jon: I could tell you I love you

Garfield: I understand how you feel

Garfield: I love me, too

1982-10-16

Jon: I love it when you cuddle up to me, Garfield

Jon: What a warm and wonderful gesture

Garfield: My nose was wet