Cat: (dribble, dribble, dribble)
Caped Avenger: The Caped Avenger must pummel this evil dog
Cat: (dribble, dribble, dribble)
Caped Avenger: The Caped Avenger displays a rare show of compassion
Caped Avenger: The Caped Avenger spots some evil that must be severely dealt with
(WHAM! BIFF! BAMM!)
Caped Avenger: The Caped Avenger would be a more effective id he didn't have to use one hand to hold his cape up
Caped Avenger: This cape is the source of my power, the source of my identity
Caped Avenger: The source of my security
Garfield: Oh my, what a beautiful baby!
Garfield: Normally I don't like babies...
Garfield: But this one is special
Garfield: I'm such a sentimental slob
Garfield: This week I'm going to change my ways. I'm going to begin by no longer hating Mondays
Garfield: I'm crazy about Mondays. I just love Mondays
Garfield: Now I'm only fond of Mondays
Garfield: I resolve to stop being fat, lazy and cynical. I shall now rise at an early hour
Garfield: (Z)
Garfield: As long as I'm improving myself this week, I might as well try to get along with Odie
Garfield: Come here, Odie. Give me a big hug
Garfield: Yuh
Garfield: I shall now use sheer willpower to resist eating that hamburger
Garfield: Unnngh
Garfield: (WAH!)
Jon: I'm beginning to worry about Garfield
Garfield: This self-improvement bit is beginning to bug me. I feel like a goody-two-shoes
Garfield: Maybe my old personality wasn't all that bad...
Garfield: The gluttony, laziness and cynicism lent a little texture
Garfield: I'm sick of this self-improvement kick
Garfield: I'M FAT. I'M LAZY. AND I'M CYNICAL!
Garfield: I admire that in a cat
Garfield: (whap!)
(chuking)
Jon: Catch, Garfield
Garfield: (bonk!)
Garfield: Ever have a day when your timing was all off?
Garfield: OH, NO!
Garfield: I am definitely not getting out of bed today
Garfield: Not on Monday the 13th
Garfield: Yuk!
Garfield: Although cats are finicky eaters...
Garfield: “Hunger strike” isn't exactly in our vocabulary
Garfield: (fwip)
Jon: I don't understand you, Garfield
Garfield: Where's your sense of adventure?