1982-08-01

Garfield: YAWN

Garfield: I hat to eat alone

1982-08-02

Garfield: I hate Monday... Something bad always happens to me on Monday. It's just a matter of time now...

Garfield: The suspense is killing me

Garfield: Do it to me now, Monday! Get it over with!

1982-08-03

Garfield: Life is like a poker game

Garfield: If you don't win

Garfield: You lose

1982-08-04

Garfield: Yawn

Garfield: (twang, twang)

Garfield: Have you ever awakened with a whisker you just couldn't do anything with?

1982-08-05

Odie: BARK

Garfield: I hate dogs

1982-08-06

Jon: It's dinner time, Garfield

Jon: Garfieeeld

(BONG! BONG! BONG!)

Garfield: You rang?

1982-08-07

Garfield: (click) I wonder what this machine is

Garfield: (SPLAT, whirrrr, ZIP)

Garfield: It is obviously some sort of cat torture device

1982-08-08

Garfield: The time is right

Garfield: This looks like the perfect spot for a clandestine rendezvous

Garfield: Here comes my double agent now

Spy: Eeeawkey, 43. And the letter C

Garfield: An infant in your lap may dampen your spirits

Garfield: Uh-oh! It's counter intelligence

Jon: Down in front, Garfield

Garfield: Quiet you fool! You could blow my cover!

1982-08-09

Garfield: Hmmm. A hollow stump with a thing in it... I gotta find out what it is

Guido: Rrrr

Guido: RRRRRRR

Garfield: Tuesday

1982-08-10

Garfield: Hmmm. A hollow stump with a thing in it... I gotta find out what it is

Garfield: Even though “curiosity killed the cat” is just a silly superstition, I must know what's in the stump

Guido: Rrrr

Garfield: ROAD!

Guido: (rip! snort! chomp)

Garfield: Ha ha ha, silly me

1982-08-11

Garfield: I'm going to give that thing in the stump a taste of this rock

Guido: Munch munch. Ptooey!

Garfield: I didn't know stones had bones

Guido: (burp)

1982-08-12

Garfield: All right, whatever you are, come out of there!

Guido: Rrrr

Garfield: You? A mouse was making all that noise?

Mouse: This stump has really great acoustics

1982-08-13

Garfield: I can't believe you were the thing in the stump that's been scaring me all week

Garfield: Why, I'm gonna...

Mouse: Down, Guido, down.

1982-08-14

Jon: I've learned my lesson. I'm not messing with things in hollow stumps again.

Guido: Rrrr

Garfield: I'm going home where it's safe

Bed: Rrrr

Bowl: Rrr

Garfield: Oh, no

1982-08-15

Garfield: It's show time!

Garfield: Some day I'm gonna be the greatest caterwauler in the world. They're gonna call me “Cats Wauler”

Garfield: ROWR!

Audience: (CHUKONG!)

Garfield: Arooo

Audience: (whock!)

Jon: Why do you do it, Garfield?

Garfield: Dues. I'm just paying my dues

1982-08-16

Garfield: (crunch, crunch, crunch)

Jon: I know you're hungry, Garfield

Garfield: (crunch, crunch)

Jon: But what say I boil that spaghetti first?

Garfield: It is a tad firm