1982-06-17

1982-06-18

Garfield: It hardly seems possible I'm celebrating my fourth birthday tomorrow

Odie: Bark!

Garfield: (splat!)

Garfield: Time flies when you're having fun

1982-06-19

Jon: Happy birthday Garfield!

Garfield: (gulp!)

Jon: Maybe you should have blown the candles out first

1982-06-20

Jon: YAWN

Jon: Did you ever have a time when you wish your pets could speak?

1982-06-21

Nermal: Hello. I'm Nermal, the world's cutest kitten, here to do cute kitten this in order to charm the pants off your owner and point out how uncute you are

Garfield: I hate Monday

1982-06-22

Garfield: Gimme that

Garfield: I fail to see what's so cute about yarn

Garfield: Or kittens, for that matter

1982-06-23

Garfield: Gee, since Nermal isn't here, I'll eat his food, too

1982-06-24

Garfield: Okay, Nermal, go ahead and jump

Garfield: I'll have you out of there in two shakes of a cat's tail

Nermal: (splat!)

Garfield: Or is that, two shakes of a lamb's tail?

1982-06-25

Garfield: Come on, Nermal. Let's fight

Nermal: Rowr!

Garfield: What a revolting developments this is

1982-06-26

Garfield: Let's have some fun, Nermal

Garfield: I'll tie you in nice and safe

Garfield: See yuh

1982-06-27

Garfield: (splut)

Garfield: Don't you are laugh. I hate it when someone has a laugh at my expense

Garfield: (splat)

Jon: If I laugh, Garfield will kill me, if I don't laugh, I'll burst

Jon: WAH HA HA HA!

Jon: Ha ha ha, wheee

1982-06-28

Jon: It's time you go on another diet, Garfield

1982-06-29

Garfield: Just what is a diet?

Garfield: A diet is too little of a good thing. A diet is making a molehill out of a mountain

Garfield: A diet is the subject of a lot of stupid platitudes

1982-06-30

Garfield: I hate diets

Garfield: I'd get out of bed to have breakfast

Garfield: But it's not worth the trip