Garfield: Hello
Garfield: Haven't we met somewhere before? Perhaps a pasta place in Palermo?
Garfield: What's that? Oh no, my dear. Even though you are just a lasagna, I admire you for your mind
Garfield: You know I can't resist you when you wear garlic sauce on your noodles
Garfield: This could be the start of a long and meaningful relationship
Garfield: I despise long engagements