1982-05-17

Garfield: (YAWN)

Jon: What happened to you?

Garfield: I got up on the wrong side of the bed

1982-05-18

Garfield: (chug!)

Jon: You're a real bear until you've had your first cup of coffee, aren't you?

Garfield: And the I'm the sweetest so-and-so around

1982-05-19

Jon: Let's go for a walk, Garfield

Garfield: I'm not going for a walk

Jon: You're going for a walk

Garfield: I'm not going for a walk

Jon: You're going for a walk if I have to carry you!

Garfield: I can't argue with that logic

1982-05-20

Jon: You really should think about jogging, Garfield. It's 50% mental, you know

Garfield: It is?

Garfield: Great!

Garfield: Jog, jog, jog. Jog, jog, jog. Pant, pant. Sweat

Garfield: I'll work on the other 50% some other time

1982-05-21

Jon: I'll cut the lasagna in two pieces, and you take first pick

Jon: It's getting cold, Garfield

1982-05-22

Garfield: They don't make trees like they used to

1982-05-23

TV 2: (click) Eeeeeee!

TV 3: (click) You know, pleasure motors

TV 4: (click)

TV 5: (click) Hi yuh, Kids!

Jon: Pick a station and stay with it, Garfield

(click!)

1982-05-24

Garfield: (blut, blut, blut, blut, blut)

Jon: When are you going to learn to control that temper of yours, Garfield?

Garfield: The exact same instant they invent an easy poring catsup

1982-05-25

Garfield: Any cat can use a bottle opener

Garfield: But it takes a real man to use his teeth

Garfield: A real stupid man

1982-05-26

Jon: What are you plating, Garfield?

Jon: Birdseed

1982-05-27

Jon: Odie! Cut that out!

Odie: Owooo

Garfield: Arooo

Garfield: Eroow

1982-05-28

Garfield: What this dog needs is a poomp

Garfield: (POOMP)

1982-05-29

Garfield: ROWRR

Garfield: EROOOO

Jon: Good morning, Garfield

Garfield: I'm sorry. Did I wake you?

1982-05-30

Garfield: (SNAP)

Garfield: (BLAT!)

Jon: Is it windy out, Garfield

Garfield: Not so you'd notice

1982-05-31