1982-04-01

Garfield: Too much rope

1982-04-02

Jon: Don't you dare walk across the table with those muddy feet

1982-04-03

Garfield: I must have blown a fuse

1982-04-04

Garfield: I'm gonna have some fun with this boomerang

Garfield: Fetch the stick, Odie

Garfield: The dumb cluck will never catch that boomerang

Garfield: (GAWANGA!)

1982-04-05

Garfield: It looks as though I'm on another diet

1982-04-06

Garfield: R r r r r r

Garfield: ROWR!

Garfield: Not good

1982-04-07

Garfield: When I diet, I get mean

Garfield: When I diet, I also get weak

1982-04-08

Garfield: Oh, no! Pooky's broken a stitch!

Garfield: Wahhh!

Garfield: When I diet, I get emotional

1982-04-09

Garfield: Uh-oh

1982-04-10

Garfield: When I'm off this diet, I'm going to eat lasagna, cake, ice cream, mashed potatoes...

Garfield: I just gained two pounds!

1982-04-11

(sproing)

(FOOM!)

Garfield: (boink)

(BEEP! BEEP!)

(BZT)

Garfield: Just as I thought. All the warranties expired yesterday

1982-04-12

Garfield: Hey, Arlene. Gimme a kiss

Arlene: (KISS)

Garfield: It's time I reevaluated my previously hard-line stand against declawing cats

1982-04-13

Garfield: What say we go find something to eat?

Arlene: Is that all you think about-food?

Garfield: Of course not my love...

Garfield: This business of sleeping holds a great deal of fascination for me

Garfield: A real renaissance man

1982-04-14

Arlene: Food, food, food, is that all you think about, Garfield

Garfield: That's about it

Arlene: So what am I, chopped liver?

Garfield: Don't flatter yourself

Arlene: He certainly knows how to make a girl feel good

1982-04-15

Garfield: Do you know what I like about women

Garfield: They are so soft

Garfield: Come to think of it...

1982-04-16

Arlene: Purr

Garfield: Purrr

Garfield: Sorry about that, Arlene