1982-03-17

Jon: MAD DOG! MAD DOG!

Garfield: Stay out of my whipped cream, Odie

1982-03-18

Jon: Garfield has the unique ability to hear a can opener from anywhere in the house

Jon: Wha...

1982-03-19

Jon: Here's a new cat food. See what you think, Garfield

Garfield: (sniff)

Jon: What are you doing?

Garfield: With all this horse meat, there has to be a pony here somewhere

1982-03-20

Odie: (Z)

Garfield: Odie's asleep and nobody's watching

Garfield: (pat, pat)

Odie: (Z)

Garfield: I keep my affection in the closet

1982-03-21

Garfield: Last one in's a rooted egg!

Garfield: You first, Pooky

Garfield: Back flip!

1982-03-22

Cat: ROWR

Garfield: (boot)

Garfield: And now for the main attraction

1982-03-23

Garfield: Testing, one, two. Testing, one, two.

Garfield: ROWR

Garfield: Can you hear me there in the back?

Garfield: Good

1982-03-24

Garfield: I love show business. Gimme the full moon. Gimme the fence

Audience: (KAWHOCK!)

Garfield: Gimme the broken teeth. Gimme the multiple lacerations

1982-03-25

Garfield: 'Cause momma was a great old gallll

Garfield: Mroow

Garfield: Thank you for that large round of indifference

1982-03-26

Garfield: What's the difference between a dog and an eggplant

Garfield: About three IQ points

Audience: (bap! bop! boop!)

1982-03-27

(tappity, tappity, tappity)

Garfield: Okay... Who waxed the fench?

1982-03-28

Odie: (chomp! slurp! gulp!)

Odie: (Z)

Garfield: Stay out of my dreams

1982-03-29

Bird 1: (peep)

Bird 2: (peep)

Bird 3: (peep)

Bird 5: (peep)

Bird 7: (peep)

Bird 8: (peep)

Garfield: It looks like there will be a bumper crop of cat food this year

1982-03-30

Garfield: I wish Odie would finish what he starts

1982-03-31

Garfield: Bone breath!