Garfield: (CRUNCH)
Garfield: (crunch, crunch, crunch)
Jon: That frozen pizza would be much better if you baked it first
Garfield: (smack! slurp!)
Jon: You have the manners of a pig, Garfield. Slow down and spit out the seeds
Garfield: (rata tata tata tata)
Jon: What do you think, Garfield?
Garfield: Don't ask
Jon: There's nothing like camping out in cold weather
Garfield: That's for sure
Jon: As the temperature drops, the circulation gets going
Garfield: And the feet get numb
Jon: This is nature at her best
Garfield: I'd settle for less
Jon: We have everything... Our fire, our shelter...
Garfield: Our coffee on a stick
Garfield: What a dismal day. I think I'll stay in bed all day
Garfield: Good morning, Garfield. It's a beautiful day today
Garfield: What a beautiful day. I think I'll stay in bed all day
Jon: Hey, Garfield, you know the dog next door?
Garfield: What a loser. A real jerk. I hate him
Jon: He moved yesterday
Garfield: A prince of a dog. I'll miss him. The neighborhood won't be the same without him
Garfield: Okay, Odie, you push the cake off and I'll catch it
Garfield: DON'T TIP IT! DON'T TIP IT!
Garfield: You tipped it
Jon: Hey, Garfield. My pictures just came in
Garfield: Whoopty-doo
Jon: I love pictures
Garfield: Paper memories of plastic people
Jon: What's this?
Jon: You've been playing with my camera again, haven't you, Garfield?
Garfield: Who me? The Leonardo da Vinci of the shutterbug set?
