Garfield: I don't believe I ate that whole bag of cat food
Garfield: I'd better jog some of this tummy off
Garfield: I really don't like myself when I'm this fat
Garfield: (swipe!)
Garfield: I can't even enjoy the simple pleasures in life
Garfield: What a dismal day
Garfield: I hate rain
Garfield: I hate spiders
Garfield: SPIDERS?!
Garfield: I hate spiders more that I hate rain
Dear Garfield. My dog chase my cat all over the house. How can I make them get along?
Garfield: There's only one sure way to improve their relationship
Garfield: Shoot the dog
Garfield: Phobias are funny things
Garfield: I am absolutely fearless except where spiders are concerned
Garfield: Hello, snake
Garfield: How are you?
Garfield: Isn't that strange? Spiders scare me, but snakes don't scare me
Garfield: Now snakes scare me